twas a lovely summer morning, and Britney Spear the cheerleader was just eating breakfast.
"omggg im about to be late!!!!! oh no!"
at this moment Britney's mom, Shakira Spear walked in.
"Britney stawp yelling UGH im hungover"
"ew mom stop being weirdddd"
and with that, britney left the house. today was monday, so she had cheer practice with her six besties; tiffany 'tiff' wieners, Kiki 'slut' Dikhed, Annie 'that one girl' Albert, Samantha & Vanessa 'the hot twins' Von Poophousen and Meryl Streep.
Britney waited 10 minutes for Tiff to pick her up in her new smexy car, but she never showed up. our brave heroin decided to walk to school.
"omg tiff!" cried brotney when her friend finally picked up the phone. "im halway there why didnt you pick me up ugh!" britney was so frustrated she kicked several small children while tiffany explained how she had been sold to one direction because her family was poor.
at three thirty britney stood on the rubbery dildo-textured floor of the school gym. tapping her foot impatiently, she waited for tiff, annie, kiki, samantha, vanessa and Meryl Streep to get there.
the door flung open and the twins waltzed in. british was pretty sure they looked even sluttier than usual. in the next half hour kiki and annie arrived, and another thirty minutes later tiffany and Meryl Streep got there too.
after cheerleading practice britnry hooked up with Michael cera and nine months later she gave birth to Barbie GFL82 Dreamtopia twinkling lights mermaid doll, multicolored $20.27 amazon free shipping.
"im a mother" sobbed britney, as she held her beautiful tiny child. Michael Cera had been kidnapped by the Russian mob only six weeks into her pregnancy and britney was in no state to pay the ransom money, so a man named Virosky Kaka did a little murder. now Beijing was a newly single mother, having to raise her child alone.
she heard a knock on the door and her six besties walked in. "omggg gurl you did not just birth a child!!" tiff was so excited to meet the little baby she accidentally dropped her on her head. after a quick reincarnation they decided to name the child Nancy, after what created her; preg-nancy.
while britney sat there with her hooha out, annie 'that one girl'and kiki 'slut' got drunk and drove to Vegas for a funky themed wedding.
the end UwU baka 🤪🤪🥺🥺🤩😍😍
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a chad x britney fanfiction
Saggisticaa story full of very amazing plot twists, very well written and also kind of fruity but its for the homies so it's fine 😩😩
