Piper: Whoops.
Alex: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. "Whoops" is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it.
Piper: I literally spilled some tea, I'm sorry.
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incorrect quotes | vauseman
Fanfictionincorrect quotes in oitnb (probably will be mostly vauseman) <3 [has been branded mature for violence and sexual themes by wattpad. but trust me, they're not even that bad]
