*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Piper: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Lorna: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Alex: If you want information it is.
Nicky: Why would you stab a person when you can have TOAST?
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Fanficincorrect quotes in oitnb (probably will be mostly vauseman) <3 [has been branded mature for violence and sexual themes by wattpad. but trust me, they're not even that bad]