Alex: I wasn't THAT drunk last night.
Piper: You were flirting with me.
Alex: You're my wife, that's not weird.
Piper: You asked me if I was single and cried when I said I was married.
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Alex: I wasn't THAT drunk last night.
Piper: You were flirting with me.
Alex: You're my wife, that's not weird.
Piper: You asked me if I was single and cried when I said I was married.
