The Half-Blood

chapter 4

nothing could have prepared bethany for this.

draco malfoy stared down at her.

'd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-daddy?' bethany blurted out.

what the fuck? why did she blurt that out? that was so not bethany-cool, level headed bethany. she needed to wise up.

'thé fuck you call me?' draco spat down at her. she paled.

's-s-sorry, i dont know why i said that' bethany said in a weak voice. any more yelling and she was in danger of bursting into tears.

'um okay' draco said, his expression disgusted but amusement clear in his eyes.

that's when she fainted.

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she woke up to the sound of the mr krabs walking type beat.

more disturbingly, she woke up to the image of a gremlin staring down at her, saliva pooing from its mouth on to her eyes.

what the fuck?

'uhhhhh hi?' bethany said, scared out of her mind at the creature.

the gremlin grunted in response and started yelling as it began licking her eyes balls.

wap was playing in the background as this happened btw lol

'ELON! we NEVER lick eachothes eyeballs without permission'. a woman, a milf, who was in the corner of the room , was shrieking at the creature 'without permission' she said silently as she walked away, a slight smirk on her face and she raised her eyebrows at bethany.

the creature looked at her.

'do you like jazz?' it said, raising its non existent eyebrows and dawdling away.

bethany looked around herself. she appeared to be in some sort of hospital wing, and she was in a bed.

in her peripheral vision she saw obama staring directly at her, unblinking as he was drooling on the pillow under him, his eyes appearing as glossed over, almost like a lizards.

bethany shrank away. why the fuck was obama here? and why was he in a sponge bob onsie? and why was that so hot?

'dear? are you alright?' a kind woman went up to bethany, a worried look on her face.

'what happened' bethany groaned. she couldn't believe she was already in the hospital wing on her first day. how did she even get here?

'well, you fell and hit your head when you were talking to draco malfoy'

oh no. no no no no no.
she remembered everything now.

she began to cry.

madam pomfrey gave her a look. 'are you finished?'

bethany couldn't resist.

'that's what she said.'

silence.

'you're free to go'. pomfrey gave her a glare.

bethany ran and tripped on the stairs, tumbling down 7 flights and concussed.

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