Becoming Willy Wonka and the Shampoo Factory: A Timothée Chalamet Fanfiction

Timotae Shaluhmay

introductions

greetings my dear readers,

yesterday, (June 15, 2021) at 6 pm PDT while on a walk after dinner, my dad told me about some kid who showered with strawberry scented shampoo and got his hair bitten off by a bear. he also mentioned candy and how candy smells good. hearing this, my sister said "oh em giee, willie wanker (but like a british accent so wonka)!11!! oh em giee timotey calmedtot!11!! dats why timofei shalfdsusamay haz gud hayr!!1!!"
this is why im writing a timothée chalamet fanfiction. i promise im not a crazy fan. i discovered the guy last week when i came across his snl episode. kate mckinnon is a queen. that is all.

thank you for reading,
pauch

Dedications:
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and of course,

Thimoteyie Schalemeay