Part 2: Hulk Hogan comes to cause shit!!!!!

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by CrumbBasket

by CrumbBasket

Last part we saw Pico act like a big doodoo poopoo dork but this time the doodoo fart bitch is none other than Hulk Hogan

Meanwhile at Burger King, Sonic.EXE and Hulk Hogan were eating Flopper Whoppers (Burger King's new Fortnite Promo burger) and Sonic.EXE looked at Hulk Hogan

"Hey Hulk when are you going to post that video of KSI fighting Jake Paul?" said Sonic.Exe

"Not yet I am gonna eat my Flopper Whopper it's so good it's making me crank 90s and epic vic roys" said Hulk Hogan, devour his burgrer

"I swear if you don't I will pwn Knuckle in COD Black Ops" Sonic.EXE said, looking at Hulk Hogan with a glare.

"Well I have a new plan to destroy all existence so I can have all the dank may mays and cool sprite to myself!!! hahahahahahah!!!" Hulk Hogan then looked at Sonic.EXE

"Ugh" said Sonic.EXE, turning into Tankman. "HOLY SHIT I AM TANKMAN YOOOOO"

Back at Mcdonagld's, Pico snapped back into Reality "Sorry Reader-Chan I don't know what went over me let me kiss you"

Pico was going to kiss Reader but then a misterious figur pushed over SEGA PICO!!!! :OOOOOO

It was none other than Fortnite Jonesy!!!! Fortnite Jonesy then trolled Pico by shouting his name and address in a COD Lobby before 490 noobsc0pe him only for Piconja to kill Jonesy!!!! No more fortnite!!! Pico then tried to kiss Reader again... but HULK HOGAN BROKE THE CEILING TO ANNOUNCE HIS PRESENTS!!!!

"Hey guys look I have lots of Christmas Presents. I got this Easy Bake Oven from my Mom" little did this dumbass know, it was June, not fucking Christmas.

Brody Foxx then transformed into Homer Simpson "Marge where are doughnut!?!?"

This caused Hulk Hogan to go batshit and be sans!!!! He shot lots of gaster blaster in the mcdonganalad and one laser got Joe Cool and annihilated him!!! (1 like equal one prayer for joe cool, didn't have any dialog)

Brody Foxx then smited Hulk Hogan, but he disappeared!!! WHAT?!?!

Pico then put his hand on Reader's left shoulder and said "You were not the impostor" even though the reader was clueless as hell.

But a new force would come to disrupt the peace...