Pico x Reader x Brody Foxx

Part 4: The Election (of Yo Momma)

Let's continue the cliffhanger on Part 2 because we're not giving out who the secret plumber is. So anyways the Reader, Pico and Reader leave the McDongandald's and see multiple instances of law enforcement and paramedics clean the area in which Joe Cool's grave was. Meanwhile, Sonic.exe decided to go home and watch the good ol' telkelevisoin and there was BRAKING NUWS!!!!!!!!!! :OOOOOOO

The newbswoman said "Since Joe Cool is dead we need a new mayor NOW!!! The qualifications are smonk wed evrydai, godly 360 noscope skills and must eat hot chip without die. If you fit these qualificationes, go to the Mayor's Office or whatever"

Sonic.exe had a plan, and his smile was so fucking wide man like jesus christ bro look how wide that smile was. "I'll become mayor then noscop all the skrubs!!! hahahagahagahagaha!!!"

Meanwhile at Brody's Apartment, Pico and Reader were hanging with Brody and they heard the news.

"I could run for mayor, guys! I even have a slogan!" Brody then cleared his throat..

"Yo momma so patriotical, she voted for me" Brody said. It was so funny that Peepeeco and Reader spat water out of their mouths.

"I will definetly become mayor now!" Brody said.

The next day was election day and both candidates had a debate. A citizen then spoke. "Is there really hot women near me?"

"Of course not, that's a fake ad" Sonic.exe said. But Brody said "Yo momma so hot, she burned the entire house."

The entire crowd lmao'd and lol'd so hard.

"Ok" the debate man said, still chortling "The final test is eating hot chip" he then handed hot chip to both the candidates.

Sonic.exe ate hot chip, but the chip was so spicy that Sonic.exe burned and DEATHED! Brody Foxx handled hot chip and won the election.

"First order of business, your mom" the entire crowd then took offense to that, and Brody was no longer mayor because a Twitter user saw he had a skill issue. 

Brody then went back to his house with Pico and Reader. "Well, that didn't go well." 

"And it's gonna get even worse!" the left wall was hit with an explosion, forming a hole. A familiar scientist with a pointy nose arrived and with him, yellow jellybean-like creatures sawn on Facebook.