The reader woke up after receiving the vision. They woke up to a normal morning as Pico and Brody were watching a news report. Apparently a spaceship crashed in town containing very suspicious astronauts, which were differently colored."So there are a bunch of astronauts from another planet and there are some of them asking me to watch out for a red impostor. If any of you see this strange sussy wussy uwu impostor please contact the Cooltown Police." newswoman Janny Jannifer said as she went to Bob "Toiletbowl" Turdker, which had a pretty embarrassing but funny nickname. Why did he get it? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
But anyways Pico was watching TV and saw a red astronaut. This was the same astronaut in his vision. Pico then began to lose his fucking shit and go batshit insane like dude he transformed into his edgy bat fursona he made in the 4th grade.
"WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUSSY!!! HAHAHHAHAHA DING DING DING DI-" Pico said before being interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Hello! May I come in?" a mysterious voice said.
"Just in a second, honeybunch!" Brody Foxx said, opening the door. It was a female crewmate dressed in red. Although, this was more than a crewmate.
"MY OWN PAL, SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY! I WILL STRANGLE YOU SO HARD YOUR HEAD WILL POP OUT!" Pico said, but he was restrained by the reader.
"Don't worry Sussalina, Pico didn't mean it" Brody said, comforting Sussalina.
"I WILL SKIN YOU AND YOUR LACKEY LIKE A FISH!" Pico said, trying to struggle under the Reader's grasp.
After a while, Brody and Sussalina were watching movies together while Reader and Pico were asleep. Since Brody was asleep, Sussalina began to go upstairs and kill her target for a hit and it was none other than Pico. She entered his room and she pulled a gun on Pico while he was sleeping, but it was a ragdoll.
Pico then kicked his closet doors with a double barrel. "Peekaboo, motherfucker."
Sussalina got out her knife as she and Pico fought and she kicked the Shotgun out of his hands and equipped it. "Even if you kill me, you can't get me out of your head, Pico. I will kill the Reader, and I can have Brody all to myself! Prepare to be squashed, you bug!"
Brody then hit Sussalina with a frying pan, knocking her out. "Yo Momma so stupid, she had you." He said, looking at Sussalina.
The police then arrested Sussalina the next morning for being sus. Pico then looked at Brody.
"I knew she was up to no good, so what do you say Brody?" Pico said.
"I was wrong, you were right. Now can you not rub it in, dummy?" Brody Fox said.
The Reader wasn't there. The Reader got a vision by the Troll to go to the Hourglass Meadows and collect 5 Meadow Flowers to make a portal to their own reality. But there might be a more sinister plot going on. After all, Trolls do a little... trolling.
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Pico x Reader x Brody Foxx
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