heeeeeyyyyyyy
taehyung?
wht r u doing
its 2am
u shkulf be asleep2
ik i should
y is ur spelling so bad
ITS NKT
my fingwrs r just movinf too qucike for my misnd
ur drunk arent u
maybe just q little
at 3am
on a thursday
thursdayw r tbe new fridays!!
no, no they are not
where are u?
and u call3 me the stlaker
im trying to make sure ur safe
fuckin dumbass
HEY
dont be mwan
it hurts my feelintts
sure it does
are u at home?
noo
im at
jimins hou se
alright
and who the fuck is jimin
my bestie westie forwver <3
thats so nice!
give him ur phone.
NEVET
im th e only one allowed to tlak to u
give him the phone taehyung
OVWR MY DEAD BPDY
ur so annoying
is he drunk too?
hes
sleepeing
great, a dead guy too
HEs not DEAE
i thi nk he isnt
oh m yg od what if hes dead
im kidding
hes probably passed out
seen
taehyung??
seen
taehyung he isnt dead get back here
seen
ASSHOLE COME BACK
HE ISNR DEADQ
No shit sherlock
oh no
u used a capitel n
ur angry4
im not angry
it was a typo
look, just stop drinking and sleep
but i eanna walk to uuuu
walk?
talk
T!!
well, im going to sleep now too
ur gnna hv a rlly bad hangover
no
hangovets r for the weak
sure they are babe
now go to sleep
u caller me babe
yeah
ahw
ahw
ahw2j
awh
got there in the end
<3
go to sleep taehyung
give m e a <3 bacj
ffs
<3
now go to sleep
ok i willQ!!!
goodnihrt areum i lovoovee uuu
god what a fucking idiot
lovoovee u too
seen
YOU ARE READING
direct messages ➳ k.th
أدب الهواة"hey, why did u just like my post from 394 days ago?" ☆☆☆ in which kim taehyung direct messages a girl about why she's stalking his instagram account. ☆☆☆ lowercase intended ➳ short chapters ➳ text fic + instagram posts ➳ crackfic ➳ not a y/n fic ➳...
