u better have said no to that datei said ill see
u said WHAT
NO UR NKT GOINGstop yelling
its my life anywayswhat if u die??
im not gonna die bruh
pleaseee dont go
what else am i supposed to do this weekend
we can go out instead!!
where did he wanna take u?a restaurant
ill bring u to a restaurant
with 0 percent chance of deathno
WHY NOT
im shy in person
thats cute
suck my dick
ur welcome
come on pleaseeeno
think about it, okay?
i gtg ill ttylokay
byebye taeawh u said byebye
byebye areum <3☆☆☆
bad bitches (and taehyung)
yeri
no but what could a donkey ever do to be called thatjimin
maybe someone got kicked by a donkey oncejungkook
yeah and they were like god what an ass and sum1 wrote it downareum
what the fuck are u guys talking aboutyeri
umm donkeys
okay whatever whats happening with that guy who asked u outareum
i said ill seejungkook
whats his @ i wanna stalkareum
@k.junkoyeri
WHAT
BLOCK HIMareum
huh whyyeri
HE CATFISHED MY FRIEND ONCE
HES LIKE 40seokjin
damn taehyung was right for onceareum
good thing i didnt go then
just blocked himjimin
whos gonna tell taehyung he was right im not doing it 😐

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Fanfiction"hey, why did u just like my post from 394 days ago?" ☆☆☆ in which kim taehyung direct messages a girl about why she's stalking his instagram account. ☆☆☆ lowercase intended ➳ short chapters ➳ text fic + instagram posts ➳ crackfic ➳ not a y/n fic ➳...