Babysitting my girlfriend

Headache

"Get your shit together"

That's what Lisa has been telling herself ever since she woke up and found her girlfriend turning into a handful little Chipmunk. She breathes in and out, trying her best to remain calm every time she feels like exploding.

Right before her eyes now, the little chirpy chipmunk is bouncing up and down on Lisa's expensive Versace customized bed, the one that she has purchased with a staggering price tag recently.

"Jagi" she calls with a tired voice for the umpteenth time. "Come on. Take a bath and we'll have dinner, okay?"

"Lili" the cute voice replies back as she bounces. "Do you think I can go higher? Do you think I can reach the ceiling?"

"Well, I do not know. But I'm pretty sure if I move the bed closer to the window, you can even jump out of it and fall flat on the pavement 18 stories below"

"Really?" the kid asks with shining eyes and Lisa feels bad immediately for even giving her such ridiculous idea because the second she turns her head to note her watch, the chipmunk gets off the bed and tries to push it towards the window which of course doesn't even move for an inch, considering it's weight and the fact that it's being moved forward by a 6 - year - old.

"What are you doing?" Lisa quickly asks as she grabs the chipmunk by her chubby hand and puts her on the bed. "I wanna jump out of the window like you said" Roseanne replies with a toothy smile.

"What?" the Thai frowns. "God, I was only joking! Have you not heard one?" she adds as she lifts the girl off the bed and heads towards the bathroom. "The water is warm inside the tub" she says as she puts the girl down. "Wash yourself and I'll wait outside with your pajamas okay?"

"Okay, Lili" the girl giggles. "The pink one?"

"Yeah" Lisa nods. "The pink one, jagi" she confirms before retreating back towards the room. However, the little fingers wrap around Lisa's hem of shirt causing the hotelier to look down at her.

"Yeah?"

"Can you stay?" she mumbles. "I'm scared"

"You scared? Jagi, it's just a bath"

"Stay with me!" the girl urges and Lisa nods. "Okay, clothes off. I'm gonna bath you, jagi"

She seems to like having a bath and Lisa almost sighs in victory for that but it doesn't last longer than 5 minutes that little Roseanne starts creating mess inside the contemporary looking bathroom.

She climbs out of the tub naked when Lisa turns around to press a shampoo on her hand, causing the hotelier to run after the kid and falls flat on her face as she steps on the soapy floor.

"God" the Thai mutters as she squeezes her eyes together and pinching the bridge of her nose. "Just tell me that this is not real. Please wake me up. Wake me up"

•••

She wakes up in what feels an hour later; still on the floor of the bathroom. Her clothes - once wet are now dried on her. She looks around and the kid is nowhere to be seen. Grabbing the side of the tub, she wakes up and groans in pain as she cups the back of her neck. She must has hurt herself when she fell.

But that's not the main concern here. She is looking for the kid, and when she walks into the living hall, she finally sees her.

She is still in her towel, half watching the news when she spots me. A smile pops on her face as she hugs me tightly. "Lili! You woke up! I thought you were going to sleep longer. I'm cold"

"What time is it now?"

Lisa asks as she sits down, shutting her eyes. She has a terrible headache now and it's not even a day yet that she's stuck with that little girl.

"I don't know" the girl says. "I don't have a watch"

Lisa yawns as she peeks at the clock hung on the wall. It's 9 in the night.

"Come on" the Thai gestures the kid. "Let's get you some pajamas" she says as she lifts the kid from the couch and walks into the room where a pair of pink, Dior kids pajamas awaits.

Putting a pajamas should be easy, isn't it?

But Lisa doesn't know why the heck she's struggling with that. At least, she's positive that she took 30 mins consoling the little Chipmunk to put that pajamas because she was crying saying she wanted a baby pink pajamas and not the hot pink.

Lisa swears that she has made a mental note about that choice of color.

"Don't cry" she coos her little Chipmunk. "I'll ask Seulgi to buy the right color for you tomorrow, okay?"

"Baby pink, yah?"

The kid asks with bloodshot eyes and Lisa nods almost immediately as she pulls the kid into her hug. She knows nothing about taking care of a kid but one thing she knows, is that they love to be comforted.

"Anything for your jagi" she kisses her chubby cheek lightly. "Now, let's get you some dinner. And because you have put on the pajamas, I think I should reward you with some ice cream. How about that?"

"Ok" the girl replies cutely as she stretches her arms at the Thai chanting up, up, up adorably.

Lisa smiles tiredly as she picks her up and walks towards the dinner table.

"I made some ramen" she says. "Because that's the only thing I have in the pantry. But we'll go grocery shopping tomorrow so that you can have something proper to eat. You think that's okay, jagi?"

"Uh uh" the girl nods as she pushes the bowl of ramen towards the dark haired. "Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!"

"Can't you feed yourself?"

"No, I want you to feed me!"

"Fine" the hotelier gives in as she pulls the chubby chipmunk closer to her at the dining table. "Open your mouth" she says and the girl adheres as she swallows the food happily.

•••

"Come on, I have to go to work tomorrow"

Lisa whines as she turns her eyes at Roseanne who still wants to watch the television.

"Nooo, I want to watch this cartoon first" she replies as she stares at the screen, giggling.

"Enough, jagi. You should sleep now"

"What if I don't want?"

"Can you please pity me?" Lisa asks sadly at the girl before she finally nods with a pout on her face. "Fine if you really want to sleep" she adds as Lisa lifts her up and walks into the bedroom.

Usually, she'd be the happiest one to be trapped within close proximity with that pink haired but since her girlfriend is now positively a little girl, the excitement turns more into a deep worry. She is afraid if she falls asleep, the kid would end up doing something that might harm her.

"Sing for me"

The girl whines. "No" the Thai responds. "I cannot sing. Now, shut your eyes and sleep quietly next to me"

"Lili, you're no fun" Roseanne pouts and it makes the Thai's heart races crazily.

"Whatever you say, just sleep. I'm so tired today"

The Thai mutters as she sits down on her bed, waiting patiently for the kid to fall asleep before she could join her. And it takes the kid at least a solid three hours before she succumbs to her sleep.

Lisa stares at her with sleepy eyes. Sure, she's cute But hell, she makes Lisa feels like she's going nuts and that isn't cool at all.

*vOtE and cOmMeNt ✊