Cat-astrophe | myg | cats

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One night , in a strange city , min yoongi was on his way home from work . He works a a petshop , and adored dogs but disliked cats .

alot 

like , he absolutely hated and detested them for some reason and he doesn't even know why he dislikes them and the worst thing is that people say he looks like a cat when he does not -

sry , anyways continuing with the story 

he was on his way home , it was around 7 pm , still pretty early . 

he turned round a corner , and felt a flash of blinding purple light , his phone fell to the floor and blocked his eyes with his arms . 

after a short while , the lights dimmed and in it's place stood a weird shaped  ... was it even human ? well it must've really loved cats because it was wearing a green shirt with cute cats printed on it , and pink slippers with white fluffy kittens , neon yellow pants saying ' be paw-sitive! ' with a cat doing thumbs up sign . and a pair of sunglasses , blue and cat shaped . 

such style 

" what do you want ? " yoongi asked , "you're blocking my path " 

" I heard you hated cats , you stupid hoooman how could you ! " the thing screeched , shaking with anger .

" why tf would I like them ??? they're boring , annoying have anger issues , the list could go on forever ! dogs are so much better " 

the argument went on , and at some point the cat lover thing started to get furious , steam was literally coming out of it's ear shaped things . 

another flash of light , then everything went dark . it flyed away , muttering some cuse words as yoongi passed out . 

next time he wakes up , he won't be hoooman anymore .

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a/n 

I'm not a cat hater btw I like cats and dogs 

idk was bored in class so here : )

also , this is inspired by @koyaminjoon, the ledgend yk 

and lowercase on purpose ( or maybe I'm just lazy idk nan molla )