more of these because--well, why not?
Captain: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Veteran: We have three actually-
Player: Pick your favorite.
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Player: Why would anyone want to harm Captain?
Veteran: Maybe because they met him?
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Player: Hello Not-Orange, made anyone cry today?
Not-Orange: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
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Veteran: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Captain: I'm aware of that.
Veteran: But then you and I had some time together.
Captain: Uh-huh?
Veteran: It did not get better.
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The Gentleman: What happened to your nose?
Mr. Cheese: I used it to break some guy's fist.
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The Gentleman: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Mr. Cheese: I will politely decline.
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Gnome: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Engineer: That doesn't exist.
Gnome: Not with that attitude.
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Mr. Cheese: And what do I get out of this?
Mr. Egg: I will give you a dollar.
Mr. Cheese: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Mr. Egg: How bout two dollars?
Mr. Cheese: You got yourself a deal.
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The Gentleman: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Mr. Cheese: Killed without hesitation.
(source for these: perchance)
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Among Us Logic Things
FanfictionJust some random things about Among Us Logic. No one will probably read this anyway, but I need to blow off steam, so... Note: Characters and episodes belong to Gametoons! ~Ranking~ #2 in #amonguslogic on 8/2/2021
