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Here we go!

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Random AUL fan: Hello, is this the AUL lobby?

Captain: No, this is Captain.

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Bro: You know who's gay?

The Gentleman and Mr. Cheese: We are!

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Mr. Cheese: *glares at Mr. Egg* I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Mr. Egg: But it's opposite day.

Mr. Cheese: OH NO

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Veteran: I'm depressed.

Captain: And then suddenly, pineapples!

Veteran: *dead*

Captain: *dead*

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Veteran: Shotgun! *scrambles toward car*

Player: But you had it on the way here!

Captain: Hey guys! Look, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *clicks shotgun menacingly*

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Mr. Cheese: *kills Mr. Egg*

Mr. Egg: Aw, f***, I can't believe you've done this.


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