minecraft you-choose-an unofficial inecarft adventure

A BOOK

         BY ALEXANDER EWERS

You spawn in a dark cave and hear a faint groan coming from a corner. "ZOMBIES." You think. You hear the groan getting louder and watch a Zombie's eerie silhouette creep closer. You can only think of one thing to do... RUN!!

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES.

Run into the narrow hole in the wall to escape, then seal the entrance so you can't be followed. PAGE 4

OR...

Risk jumping into the deep crater behind you. PAGE 2

You dive down into the crater and realize you landed in an underground river, cushioning your fall. You find a colony of bats flying around the pit. You slowly mine a staircase into one of the walls and pop out into bright sunlight. You hear a loud groan coming from your stone staircase and watch as the Zombie climbs up the staircase, then burns in the sunlight and dies, leaving some smoke, two big chunks of foul-looking and smelly meat, and 3 glowing balls that gave you a warm feeling on contact, then disappeared. You walk over to a nearby tree and collect some wood and apples. After 5 minutes of exploration, you feel hungry and eat an apple. Feeling better, you build a crafting table and make a wooden sword, axe, and pickaxe. You feel good and take a break to watch the sunset. "Wait a second... AHHH! ALMOST NIGHTTIME!!" You yell as the shiny moon rises, drawing attention to a pair of Spiders. The red-eyed arachnids crawl over quickly and start biting at your legs, inflicting minor damage. You slice one to pieces with your sword. You watch in horror as the other one pounces at you. You dodge the attack and beat on the Spider's head three times with your pickaxe, destroying it. You collect the dead Spider's string. You wonder if it will be useful and worth keeping in your inventory. As you walk away, you suddenly take damage from a Skeletons' arrow. You hear another arrow approaching and dodge it. The attacker's arrow struck the first Skeleton square in the face. In anger, the Skeleton shoots an arrow at Skeleton two, who shot back. Skeleton two falls to the ground and dies. The remaining Skeleton turned its attention back to you. As it released an arrow, it got caught in a Creeper's explosion. Unfortunately, you get hit too. With only half a heart left and a low food bar, you retreat.

GO TO PAGE 1 TO RESPAWN!

You hide inside of a hole you dug and cover the entrance with dirt to hide. You craft a bed, place down a torch, and go to sleep.

The next day, you hear a Villager in the distance and get out of your hole, taking the bed and your torches with you. After a LOOOONG hour of walking, you FINALLY find the Village. You help a Farmer plant some carrots, buy an iron sword from a Blacksmith with some of your payment, play with the kids, order 15 cakes, and protect the Villagers from Zombies with your slightly enchanted sword! For that, some Villagers build you a big house in the middle of town and give you BIG discounts on some items. You even buy some DIAMOND armor! Suddenly, a Raid starts. An army of Illagers began to harass the entire Village. You fight them all as a pile of XP flies towards you. You get blinded by an Illusioner's spell and everything goes black. You wake up deep underground, trapped in a bedrock cage surrounded by Vindicator guards patrolling the place as a Evoker uses telekinesis to carry a large bucket of LAVA over your cage. The bucket tilts over and a drop comes out, burning a small, sizzling hole in the bottom of the cage floor. Terrified, you start to wonder what to do...

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES.

Jump up and knock down the bucket on the Illagers. PAGE 8

OR...

Distract the Illagers with an emerald. PAGE 9

You jump up and tip it over WAY too much by accident. It turns over and burns you to death.