Chat but with angst (Kaitou Joker)

Chapter 2 - Crisis

[littleblyeninja is online]

Littleblueninja: Joker you better get out of bed

[JokerxCurry is online]

JokerxCurry: We could be literally any age, someone could've lied to me about my birthday and I would never know

[Iambeautiful is online]

[Purpleguy is online]

Iambeautiful: it's useless Hachi, save your energy

Purpleguy: what's going on?

Littleblueninja: I'm trying to force Joker out of bed

Iambeautiful: but it's not going to work

Purpleguy: why?

Iambeautiful: he's having a midlife crisis again and it's better to just leave him alone to let it pass

Purpleguy: midlife crises? You're all fucking 10 or something also what do you mean 'again'?!

JokerxCurry: there's no evidence that I will die yet so until then I'll be having an ongoing crisis

Iambeautiful: please don't mention that again

Purpleguy: wtf

Iambeautiful: that fucked me up for weeks

JokerxCurry: what if you're all made by my imagination and nothing in this world exists and I'm just a mind floating in the void?

Purpleguy: ...

Purpleguy: please don't fuck me up like this

JokerxCurry: I desire to inflict all of you with the same pain as I am suffering through right now

Littleblueninja: I'm trying to make him stop by making him get up

Iambeautiful: oh that's useless, I once did and he just kinda stared at a few walls while spewing out some things that made us sad

Purpleguy: oh

JokerxCurry: Am I really doing anything good enough with my life?

Iambeautiful: no

Purpleguy: now that's just sad

Littleblueninja: you know what? I'm just gonna go to my garden

[Littleblueninja is offline]

Iambeautiful: I'd rather stay ok for the next few days so I'm gonna head out

[Iambeautiful is offline]

JokerxCurry: what if I die after everyone else in my life dies? I would get to see all of your caskets getting lowered to the ground with no one left and I'll die alone

Purpleguy: yeah no thank you

[Purpleguy is offline]