The Mitchells VS The machines girlfriend/boyfriend scenarios

you getting bullied

Katie

- Beats the shit out of your bullies

- free cuddles with you

Eric and Deborahbot

- calmly tries stop the bullies

- if the bullies get defensive, Eric beats them up as Deborahbot hugs you

- they'll get into caring mother mode afterwards

Aaron

- pulls you away from the bullies

- patches you up with dinosaur band aids

- he'll distract you with the little dino facts

- if that doesn't work, he'll put your favorite movie/show on

Pal

- robots kidnap them

- Pal and you insult them as they're locked in a pod