Jon: Hoes mad (x20)
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[Beetlejuice AU]
Don: OOOoooooOOOOoooH! I'M A GHOOOOooooOOOST! GET OUT OF MY HOOoooUUSE
Dick: Are you kidding me? This is pointless. You're not gonna scare them that easily. You're too cute to be scary.
Don: You're one to talk
Dick: What?
Don: What?
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Jon: I aspire to have Cat in the Hat energy
Ashlie: You aspire to corrupt the youth and commit property damage?
Jon:
Jon: Yes
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Duni: You have a beautiful smile
Uni: Thank you... You're not that handsome
Duni, blushing: Wow, thanks!
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Nick: What's yellow that you shouldn't drink?
Jon: A schoolbus
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Richard: Roses are red
Richard: Life has no meaning
Richard: The voices in my head
Richard: Are constantly screaming
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Don: *looking at cute deer while out on a mission*
Dick: *sneezes, startling the deer away*
Don: Way to go, Dick
Dick: What, I just sneezed! Oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze??
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Jon: Have a good day!
Don: Don't tell me what to do
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Richard: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Don, flustered: Uh- sure!
Richard: Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me
Don: [pain]
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Nick: Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Dick: Nah, I actually prefer my pizza boiled
Nick:
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Nick, horrified: wh a t
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[The Hardcore Re-Quest]
Don, to Dick: Bro, low-key, dude, low-key...
Don: You lookin' pretty cute today
Don: LOW-KEY, THOUGH, DUDE, LOW-KEY
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Dashlie: Dick? What's up with the new look?
Dick: Idk, just needed some change
Dashlie: You look like you were trapped in a movie theater for 10 years and the only movie they played was Rango
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Jon: *is a serious detective in SCP-Foundation*
Meanwhile, Don, in an alternate universe: *checks man's vitals*
Don, turning to DDavis: Yep, I believe this man is dead
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[The Hardcore Re-Quest]
Dick: Just a couple of dudes being guys
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NSC/It's Us Crew Incorrect Quotes
RandomI pulled these from my old book of NSC randomness. I don't think I'll add to it but we'll see. Most of it is probably the D-Gang
