NSC/It's Us Crew Incorrect Quotes

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Don: Hey, Nick, the town bell's been stolen

Nick: Oh, come on. Again? Really, Don?

Don: I know...

Nick: I leave you in charge of the town for the specific reason nothing like that happens!

Don: I know!

Nick: Damn it

Don: There was this fuckin goose, man..!
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Jon: day three in the chambers. They haven't found me yet, but when they do, they're gonna be surprised (;
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Dick: stop calling me emo I am not emo

Dashlie: then what are you

Dick: I'm indie

Dashlie: Indie is just diet emo. Stop lying to yourself
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[Don and Richard in an argument]

Richard, aggressively: You know what?? Why don't you come over here and suck my DICK!!

Don: Is that threat or an invitation?
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THRQ Don, exasperatedly: Don't kill yourself...

THQ Don: I MIGHT

THRQ Don: Don't kill yourself...

THQ Don: I might!
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Nick: being single is so hard. I wish it were like in the movies where I bump into the cute girl and all her stuff falls. We both bend down to get her books and our hands touch. Our eyes meet and we fall in love...

Jon: Exactly! I mean, how many times do I have to keep knocking shit outta girls' hands until I get a girlfriend???
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Don: what's with the new look

Dick: thought I'd look cool as a cowboy

Don: so you're

Don: ranch dressing

Dick: *pushes Don down the stairs*
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Nick: ok but what if: cowboy heelies

Ashlie: Spurs?

Nick: Spurs.
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Don and Richard: *get in a fight*

Don: yo, you got a problem dude? You wanna kiss me on the lips or something? Do it, you won't
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Dick: Anything's a weapon if you try hard enough

Dashlie: *eyes pizza cutter maliciously*
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Don: people sometimes come up to us and are like

Someone: "Hey Don and Dick. You wear a lot of tight pants and live together. Are you gay?"

Don: Heh, I have to laugh

Don: hahahaAHAHAHhahahaAHAHhahhHAHAHAHhahah

Don, to Dick: could you imagine that?

Don: If we were gay?

Dick:

Don: could you imagine???
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Dick: Hey Dashlie I've got a question

Dashlie: alright

Dick: So, by walking distance, it takes a person about thirty minutes to walk from our house to the grocery store, correct?

Dashlie: yeah

Dick: and walking back, it would be about the same time, right?

Dashlie: I guess, yeah