NSC/It's Us Crew Incorrect Quotes

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Don: Blue is not even a natural color! Name one natural food that is blue

Ashlie:

Uni:

Wiliker:

Nick:

Tommy: blueberries

Don: BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE
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Richard: here's your birthday cake

Dashlie: make a wish and blow out the candles

Don: I wish to be alive for my next birthday

Dashlie: Don, if you say your wish out loud, it won't come true

Don: I know
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Ashlie: Where's Joe?

Nick: Who's Joe?

Ashlie: Joe mama

Nick: Who's Joe mama?

Ashlie:

Ashlie:

Ashlie: I haven't programmed that path yet
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Dick: *grabs Don by the collar* do NOT. FLIRT WITH ME. AS A JOKE. BECAUSE I WILL. CATCH FEELINGS
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Uni: that's... tragic

Ashlie: your face is tragic

Uni: aw, come on, that was uncalled for

Ashlie: your face is uncalled for
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Jon: I can literally feel my stats double when I put on a nice sweater
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Don, to Dick: Come on bro it's not gay if you accidentally grab my hand during a horror movie and we both blush over it
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Ashlie: you can't spell dad without a

Uni: without a what

Ashlie: without a

Nick: without a what
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Don: it's dangerous to go alone. Take this

Uni: did you just hand me a whole-ass hummingbird???
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Dashlie, to Dick: Bro are you still mad that I foresaw your fate and made no attempt to warn you so you could try to thwart it? Bro I'm so sorry but you have to admit it was a little funny
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Nick: I feel bad because nobody knows me as the guy who loves turtles anymore. I used to be so vocal about it. I still love them with all my heart those little guys!

Don: turtles are full of hate

Nick: you're going to be full of bullets if you keep running your mouth
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Don: I wish I could be ugly for one day

Don: because being ugly every day is really sad.....
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Ashlie: I was going to write a bad text post but then I imagined Dr. Phil reading it out to the entire audience and the crowd booing me so I decided not to
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Dashlie: Hey, what rhymes with orange

Dick: no it doesn't

Dashlie: What?

Dick: the word "what" does not rhyme with orange

Dashlie: What are you sayin? What do you—

Dick: you said "what" rhymes with "orange". No it doesn't—