𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄 — a collection of incorrect quotes originally found on tumblr and elsewhere just for kicks.
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Kairi: What's a word that's a mix between sad and mad? Luna: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated— Sora: Smad.
Zuko: Hey, Sora, can I get some dating advice? Sora: Just because I'm with Luna doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Roxas: I prevented a murder today. Luna: Really? How'd you manage that? Roxas: Self control.
Sora: Change is inedible. Luna: Don't you mean inevitable? Sora, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Aqua: Being a parent is so difficult sometimes. Aqua: I got eight hours of sleep. It took me four days though. Luna: Aqua, you're talking to the wall.
Kairi: Luna told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl." Sora: Get what? Kairi: I'm not sure. I'll get one of everything, just to be safe.
Sora: I'm quite oblivious when it comes to people showing interest in me. They could smack me on the head and I wouldn't notice. Luna: *Smacks Sora on the back of the head* Sora: Ow! What was that for? Luna: *long suffering sigh*
Luna: I've only known Sora for a day, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this universe and then myself.
Ansem the Wise: How many children do you have? Aqua: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Luna: Sora, I need your coordinates. Sora: I'm by a rock that looks like a lion. Luna: Can you be more specific? Sora: Simba.
Axel: I don't think Luna is happy with you. Roxas: Why do you say that? Axel, reading a letter out loud: "Dear Roxas, I hope this letter finds you before I do."
Luna, laughing: Is there anything you can't do? Sora: Gather up my wits and tell you I'm in love with you. Luna: What? Sora: What?
Sora: I have a plan. Luna: It can't involve self-sacrifice. Sora: I no longer have a plan.
Sora: Z is just a sideways N. Riku: It's three in the morning, would you two please shut up. Luna: Zo.
Luna: I'm holding the entire world in my hands. Sora: You're holding my face. Luna: I know. Sora, holding back tears: Oh.
Luna: You're the love of my life and I would do anything for you. Sora: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Luna: Absolutely not.
Aqua: It's not like I'm Luna's mom or anything. Why would you say something like that? Sora: *points to the fridge where Luna's report card is hung up* Aqua, crying again for the third time that day: She got all As again. I'm so proud.
Luna: I've been essentially letting this person know that I like them for ages now, and I still don't think they understand. Sora: Wow, they sound stupid. Luna: They aren't, really. Just incompetent with their feelings. Sora: Maybe you should be more obvious! Like "Hey, I love you and really care about you" or something. Luna: Alright. Hey, Sora, I love you and really care about you. Sora: Yeah, exactly like that! Luna: ... Sora: Honestly, Lu, if your friend still doesn't get it after you say that, they're probably too dumb for you anyway.
Luna: Where are you going? Roxas: To get ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide on my way there.
Sora, on Kingstagram: Lol heads up, if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao. Roxas, in the comments: What did you do, dumbass? Sora: A MISTAKE
Luna: Go to hell. Vanitas, tearing up: I wish I could.
*Luna running* Sora: Lu, let me see what you have! Luna: A KNIFE! Sora: NO!
Sora: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but— Luna: Sora, you're always wrong.
Xehanort: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Luna: Xehanort: And after that, the to-do list is complete and I can go home and watch TV.
Riku: You have to learn to love yourself. Luna: Wait, but don't you hate yourself? Riku: Shut up, this is about you.
Luna: I trust Sora with my life. Zuko: You think he knows what he's doing? Luna: I wouldn't go that far.
Sora: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Roxas: Killed without hesitation. Sora: No.
Zuko: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Luna: That's why I carry two swords.
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