(if yall flame me for this this istg i failed english dont blame me for being s t o o p i d.
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its like 10 pm. you're blaring obnoxious music like a bitch(as u should). then. the banging on your door. you've awakened lord explosion murder.
"WE FUCKING GET IT Y/N THE GOD DAMN TRUCKS ARE HAVING SEX NOW TURN THE SHIT DOWN SO I CAN SLEEP!" god damn who hurt that boy. like. seriously. he goes to bed at like 8. poor thing.
"HAHAHAH FUCKING MAKE ME BITCH BAHAHAHA" you scream back clearly laughing your fucking ass off. the remnants of your door hit you in the face mid cackle.
"ILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"JOKES ON YOU BITCH IM SUICIDAL"
"DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?"
"YEAH KINDA HAHAHA"
that motherfucker grabs you like your a fucking cat.
lets of a few explosions. gives you a "dont. fuck. with. me." then. as if on fucking cue every time.
"kacchan"
no seriously. where the fuck are you coming from midoryia?
"FUCKING DEKUUUUUUU" angry boom boom man drops you like ur hot then gets plummeted by one for all ig idfk. you're literally passed out bc he knows pressure points like a damn sadist.
the end:)
