(if this doesn't make someone giggle i might cry tbh)
ANYWAYS
you wake up in your dorm to see your doors open
"i coulda fuckin swore i locked it last night" you say. out loud. then you look around for a minute to see if anyones in your room. then you open your closet. and theres denki muhfucking kaminari. just sitting there. with the stupidest look on his face.
"ill give you 5 seconds to explain what you're doing before i shove a hot fork up your ass."
"where would you even get a hot fork from?"
"TODOROKIII!!!!" you screamed that pretty loud okay go off ig. as soon as you said that he jolted up. that bitch was wearing a chicken onesie.
"i got you one too."
you were ready to throw his ass into the pacific ocean but hell yeah you wanted that onesie.
"wheres it at."
"WAIT SERIOUSLY?? CAN WE MATCH??"
"uh. hell fucking yeah we can. as long as you weren't sniffing my clothes or any weird shit"
"i would ask you first before i did any of that duh" he rolled his eyes very sarcastically. todoroki walked in. half asleep. done with everyones bullshit
"you screamed for me?"
"OH YEAH. well i was gonna ask you to heat up a fork for me so i could shove it up denkis ass but were all good now."
"i actually hate this class." well that was rude of him. idk if y/n heard that but your lovely author tyler definitely did.
"anyways, chicken onesies." you decided fuck it and put it on over what you slept in. he got you a size too big. lets hope it was because they didn't have your size. or else were bringing todoroki and the fork back.
this. bitch. started. making. chicken. noises.
"bock. bock. bock. bock." he was even doing the fucking chicken arms and was waddling around your room.
"i regret becoming friends with you every day."
"HEY THATS MEAN YOU AGREED TO BE A CHICKEN WITH ME!!"
"ok but i didn't agree with the acting like a chicken thing"
"well you already waddle"
WALK WITH A WADDLE BODY SHAPED LIKE A COKE BOTTLE (i had to)
"BITCH FUCK YOU ITS BECAUSE I HAVE A FAT ASS YOU STICKITY DICKITY ASS BITCH"
"i do not have a stickity dickity..."
you eventually checked your phone and realized it was friday. you have school. well damn.
"kaminari. we're about to be late for school. AND IM IN A FUCKING CHICKEN ONESIE"
"y/n, hear me out, we go to school in the chicken onesies"
"only first period."
"okay bet"
so you walk with him to school in the chicken onesies. and you guys look like serious idiots but i didn't say anything because im just a wee little author and you cant touch dis😏. oh yeah and when you see a big rock you pick it up and hum it at him. he tries to shock you but you played with outlets as a kid so a little zap zap don't phase you. mostly because you have two braincells. literally. because where was your guardian stopping you from playing with the outlets?
anyways
when you got to class. late as hell. everyone died laughing. and mr aizawa was like so done with you two. im surprised you didnt get chucked out a window.
"go back. and change. now"
DAMN THAT MAN IS SO SCARY BUT SO HOT AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK.
so you and denki went and changed.
THE END.
