you walk into izukus favorite place. the hospital. no seriously. how is he not paralyzed yet?
there he sits. on the hospital bed. he's perfectly fine. you just had to come pick him up.
"so how close were you to death this time?"
"pretty damn close"
"bruh how the fuck are you not dead. learn some self control geez"
"i dont wanna talk about it" he's getting upset. seriously dude. being a hero isn't constantly trying to die saving people.
"quick question. are you suicidal?"
"what. why are you asking me that?"
"because you're always on the brink of death every fight. like katsuki almost killed you 5 times"
he sighed and turned away from you
"i just wanna save people"
"i jUsT wAnNa sAvE pEoPlE. bruh your literally trying to kill yourself. i get it one for all is hard to manage but you use like 10,000,000 percent every time." poor little thing got sad. so you calmed down. "okay. lets go."
in the car you drove past a villian wreaking havoc. obviously heros were on there way. but god damn midorya always wants to be the main character so you hoped he didnt notice.
"wait. y/n. stop the car"
"bitch you just got out the hospital hell no. not to-fucking-day"
"please y/n pleaseeeee"
"fuck. no"
he opened the door anyways.
"WHAT THE HELL MAN." you pulled over and went to chase him but he was already at the villian. "god damn that thing is ugly" you thought, looking at the monstrosity destroying the town. izuku is going ham at the. thing. boy is literally doing summersaults in the air. like he looks you tied him to a 30 year old fan that goes way too fast. "HEY YOU KNOW YOU DONT HAVE TO SCREAM SO MUCH DEKU"
"SHUT UP"
damn he had some nerve . when he came back he surprisingly wasn't in 42 pieces this time. he didn't even say anything to you. you just started driving.
"HEY STOP DRIVING SO RECKLESSLY"
"let me live man. you risk your life every other second. let me have my adrenaline rush."
"whatever"
you drove down the backroads driving 100mph. hitting all the curbs like they murdered your family. then you got to his house"
"bye kacchans voodoo doll"
"can you please call me my name"
"eh. what i come up with is better"
then 2 days later you were picking him up from the hospital again. the end.
