The Vigilante Killer Queen

Chapter 4

Aizawa: (What the hell is he doing here?!)

Yagi: So this is the Killer Queen cafe I've heard so much about.

Kira: I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir.

Yagi: What?! Why?!

Kira: Two reasons. One a friend I have complete confidence in is bringing her friend here today. She's under far too much stress as is. She doesn't need to be worried about a skeleton with a fake beard and mustache on. You're far too suspicious and honestly creepy for anyone to relax and enjoy themselves. Two if you raised your hair up it's the same as All Might's. We have a strict no All Might or Psynado policy.

Yagi: You can't make me leave because of how I look!

Kira: I most certainly can. If you paid attention to the sign there you'd realize you threw any rights you had away. Read it out loud please.

Yagi: By entering this cafe you give the owner permission to treat you as he or she deems necessary. The decision to let any patron stay is the owners right. Arguing or refusal to comply with the owner are grounds to be removed from the cafe. If you are asked to leave but refuse the owner has the right to use force to remove you from the cafe. If you refuse to comply peacefully and are removed by force you cannot seek legal restitution. That's insane! There's no way this is legal!

Kira: I got a lawyer to make that rule. So yes it is.

Yagi: It's ridiculous! Why should it matter if my hairs similar to the number one hero anyways! He's very popular!

Kira: What grave did you crawl out of to believe that? The public doesn't even consider him the number one hero. As far as the public is concerned Endeavor is the number one hero. Now this is your last warning. If you don't leave right now I will knock you out and throw you in that dumpster across the street!

Yagi: I'd like to see you try kid!

Kira: My pleasure.
Kira then slugged Yagi right where his scar was. Yagi collapsed to his knees coughing up blood. Kira then hit Yagi hard on the back of his head knocking him out. He then dragged Yagi outside and across the street. Once there he threw Yagi in a dumpster. After that he returned to the cafe and cleaned up the mess.

Kyoka: Um Kira why'd we see you throw someone in a dumpster?

Kira: Ah you saw that? That skeleton was too weird for your friend or anyone else to relax. I asked him to leave but he refused. So I made him leave. At any rate this lovely lady must be your friend right?

Kyoka: Yep this is Izumi! I told you I'd bring her!

Kira: That you did! Hello miss Izumi! My name is Yoshikage Kira! Hope I didn't spook you throwing out some trash.

Izumi: N-no you didn't! Thanks for l-looking out for me! Like Kyoka said my name's Izumi thank you for all the tea!

Kira: Oh you don't need to thank me for that. I'm just glad it helped! Now then you just relax and take it easy! This cafe is my own little kingdom! Where my word is law! I won't let anyone ask you any uncomfortable questions about your family or anything! You hear that slaves?

Aizawa: You're referring to us aren't you? Don't worry Izumi we're here to relax just like you.

Nezu: Indeed forget about all your troubles.

Izumi: O-okay Thanks! Oh Shoto! I didn't see you there! It's good to see your family Again! It's been too long.

Enji: It's good to see you as well Izumi.

Toya: Hey Izumi long time no see. Shoto's real happy too be in the same class as you.

Shoto: T-Toya!