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in which gojo satoru purposely gets in harms way just to see the cute doctor at the infirmary.
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jujutsu kaisen & bungo stray dogs crossover
gojo satoru x yosano!reader
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disclaimer: vulgar langua...
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"WHAT THE HELL do you want, gojo?"
utahime's annoyed voice rang in gojo's ear through his cell phone.
"hiiiii, utahime~" gojo greeted in a sing-song voice.
"hurry up! i have students to teach and places to be." utahime impatiently tapped her foot on the cement ground, irritatingly looking at her students.
"no need to be so hostile, utahime! but, i'll get straight to the point just for you." gojo took a deep breath, swallowing his enormous pride. "can you pretty please help me take someone on a date?"
on the other side of the line, utahime deadpanned before exhaling a shaky breath. "YOU CALLED ME BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID LOVE LIFE?!"
"okay, okay, that's my bad, but can you please help me?" saying gojo was embarrassed was an understatement. he was usually the one who had girls left and right falling to their knees. but now, thanks to y/n, he was kicking rocks with the toe of his shoe and shamefully calling his childhood "friend" for advice.
"there's no way i'm coming all the way to tokyo just to help you get a date-"
! ping !
! gojo satoru sent you 7 million yen !
"... you rich assho-"
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"YAY! THANKS UTAHIME!" gojo gave the woman a quick hug. "y'know for a second there, i thought you would've kept the 7 mil and ditched."
"dumbass, do you really think i'm that low?" utahime crossed her arms and stared at gojo. "so, where's the person you want to take on a date?"
gojo pointed to the woman sitting by a nearby bench, who was clearly in her own world as she was sharpening her giant cleaver.
utahime's eye twitched as she stared at the woman.
'she's so pretty! does gojo really think he can pull her...'
y/n's quiet voice could be heard as she was on the phone.
"HAHH? ITADORI IS WHAT?" the woman shot up from her seat and began to sprint back to jujutsu high.
the expression of bliss immediately ceased from gojo's face as he watched the woman he shamelessly loves run away.
utahime, on the other hand, was pondering on the words the woman yelled.
'itadori? like, itadori yuuji? isn't he the sukuna's vessel? did something happen?"
"hey, gojo-"
"SORRY UTAHIME, SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH ITADORI SO I GOTTA GO!!" gojo scrambled to his feet and left utahime.
"GOJO SATORU YOU ASSHOLE!" she angrily punched the nearest tree and began to walk away.
BONUS "where did sensei go?" todo questioned.
"i dunno, maybe she had to take a shit." mai suggested.
"you are disgusting." noritoshi looked at his classmate in mild disgust.
"okay, blood clot. talk to me when you figure out how to use your cursed technique properly." mai retorted.
"at least my sister-" noritoshi was cut off my mechamaru bonking their heads, shutting them both up.
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( a/n: utahime and gojo's friendship reminds me of kunikida and dazai HAHA. )
