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"Y/N-CHAN~~" GOJO called while slightly limping through the doorway.
y/n was polishing her medical equipment— the equipment being her chainsaw, jackhammer, axe, and other not so very normal surgical entities— when the owner of a very familiar and annoying voice of a certain teacher came trudging through her medical room for the 12th time this week.
"gojo, why are you back here again? i'm not stupid, you have your infinity and nothing can touch you. so how the fuck are you here three times a day?" she huffed and crossed her arms. "i like dissecting people but a girl doesn't have unlimited cursed energy unlike some people."
that was a lie. the woman had a massive amount of cured energy that she was able to suppress. she just wanted gojo to feel guilty and apologize. maybe she could get him to beg for forgiveness on his knees.
"y/n-chan, i'm just so exhausted using infinity all the time." gojo lied through his teeth while keeping an innocent smile.
and irk mark appeared on the woman's forehead.
'does this man whore think i'm dumb?'
lightly smirking, she walked slowly over to gojo. her hips swayed and could swoon men and women alike.
"what do you really want, gojo?" she grabbed the collar of his jujutsu tech uniform and tugged him down to see eye to eye (or eye to cloth). "i mean, i know i'm amazing, but you don't have to get hurt just to see me~"
gojo could feel heat traveling up his neck to his ears from the proximity of being so close to the woman he had a tiny crush on. it didn't help the fact that she had already read him like a book and figured everything out. but the great gojo satoru would never lose because he's the "strongest."
"oh? y/n-chan, i think you're being too cocky~"
y/n scoffed and shoved gojo away from her face and went back to polishing her weaponry/medical tools. "yeah? well let's see whose cocky after you treat those wounds yourself."
before gojo could react, y/n had picked gojo up bridal style and threw him out of her surgery room before closing and locking the door.
BONUS
"OUCH, MEGGY!""don't call me meggy, sensei. that's weird."
gojo was seated on megumi's bed with his left arm in megumi's hands.
"please stop moving, sensei." megumi dabbed one of gojo's fresh cuts with rubbing alcohol to disinfect.
"MEGS, IT HURTSS." gojo whined for the nth time.
"maybe you shouldn't have pissed off y/n-san then." megumi's eyes furrowed as he smacked a dora the explorer sticker over his teachers scab.
"there. now don't come back."
before gojo could respond, megumi hurled his teacher out of the room before closing and locking the door.
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( a/n: sorry that the chapters for this book are so short. i don't know what the exact plot is so this book might be short in general. )
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infirmary | jjk x bsd
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