"Zoe! Jake! Heyyy!"
Dangflabbit, she better not be high.
"Hey....whatever your name is...Jessica?"
"It's Jennifer"
This albino never remembers my name. Like, it's not that hard. Jen-nif-er. Jennifer. It's not Jessica, Jerome nor Jevanang. It's JENNIFER.
"Oh yeahhhh. Jennifer. So, is this the swagoliciously hot guy you were talking about?!?!? Or are you stalking someone else?!?!?"
What the hell?! She's definitely high. It's either that or she's demented. I swear to Yeezus...
"I'm gonna go...." I say, lowering my head. "Come on Zoe."
She runs up to me and screams in my ear, "WHY!?! DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?!?"
"OMG Zoe. Stop being a Milly and screaming in people's ears for no reason!! You blew my chance with Jake! Now he'll never be into me!"
"I thought you said that he was TOTALLY into you. Stop lying, Jessica. That'll make you a Milly."
" The name...is Jenniferrrrrrr."
I literally can't even with her anymore. She's being so rude right now. She's such a freak. I'm just over it.
I dramatically walk into Starbucks and order a latte.
Once I sit down, Jake sits beside me.
"Isn't Starbucks bæ?" He says in his lady slaying voice.
We share lattes and talk for half an hour.
Then out of nowhere, Zoe comes to our table and chucks a fire extinguisher at Jake's head.
"ZOE!!!"
"STRANGER DANGER!!!" She yells for no apparent reason. Actually, she's right; he's a stranger.
"STOP BEING JELLY OF ME BECAUSE YOU'RE ALBINO! IT'S SOOO ANNOYING!!! YOU STONED LITTLE FREAK FACE!!!!"
Her jealousy has gone way too far. Like, I want to stab her in the eye with a McDonald's knife.
She's sooooo gonna pay for this...
