My name is Jennifer and I have an albino friend. Her name is Zoe. She has blonde hair and the palest skin ever. That's why we call her the albino.
Like, OMG she's soooo not good enough for us. I think we should just throw her into a pit, but we need an albino friend to complete the group. That's the struggle and the struggle is real. SO REAL. I literally can't deal with her sometimes b'cuz she doesn't shut up and she's always high on her marijuana bombs.
She's also our blueberry princess so, we have to praise to her. A LOT. Like, literally, I should be praised. I'm, like, the furickalickin queen bee here. Ughhh, like, WHATEVS.
"Heyyyyyy!!!!!!"
"Heyyyyyy!!!!!!"
"OMG I saw his reeeaaally cute boy at the mall. His name was Jake. Now I stalk him, but you can tell that he's into me. TOTALLY." I inform her. Jake was soooo swagolicious that I literally HAD to follow him home. Like, it was mandatory.
"OMG that's soooo FABMAZING, but guess what I did today! I made a marijuana bomb business!!"
Yay.... Here she goes again with another downhill idea.
"Ummm...Zoe, stop trying.
You're making a fool of yourself. Like, literally I can't even..."
I just strut away, hoping she gets the message. *hair flip*
I'm making my way to Starbucks(and downtown), when I see Jake walking to Starbucks too. OMG HE'S SO HOT!!!!!
Breathe Jenniferrrrrrr. BREATHE...
I'm going to walk up to him and try to make conversation when...Zoe offers him a furickalickin marijuana bomb. *facepalm*
