I leave Zoe in Starbucks to sort things out with the
BO$$ of the place, Jerome, while I try to get as far away as I can from that freakazoid.
Obviously I go and find my other friends, Regina, Britney, Krissy, and Kylizzle in the school cafeteria the next day. They will probably know how to get our albino buddy away from me for a while.
"Maybe she's not jealous" says Regina.
"Yeah, I mean you're ugly and stupid so, what is there to be jealous of?" remarks Krissy.
I'm starting to regret coming here and asking for help.
"Hey! You obese butthole! Move out of the way!"
Some guy throws marshmallows at his other ugly fat friend.
Then I see her. ZOE.
She starts running towards me. What is she doing ?!?!?
She pins me against the wall and starts choking me.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAD TO PAY BECAUSE YOU DONT FOLLOW KINDERGARTEN RULES?!? $5!!! I'M BROKE NOW! DID YOU FORGET THAT IM A HOBO IN THE HOOD?!?!?"
Oh yeah. She's box-mates with Juan the hobo. Whoops, I forgot about her hobo-ness....
I grab the melted marshmallows stuck on the wall and stick it in her hair.
"Take that!" I yell with the small amount of breath that I have left.
At this point, I can't tell if I'm starting to black out or if I'm dying because the room's light is shining on Zoe and she's so albino that I just can't tell the difference between the lighting or her pigment.
"That's it!!! You're not invited to my slumber party on Monturday!! Now leave before I chuck a fire extinguisher at your head too!"
Zoe has literally gone too far. But she'll invite me.....I know she will...or I'll make myself invited..........
