Warning: May cause hate and other murderous emotions to form within you.
Don't be afraid to cry, we, as we wrote this, bawled like little babies.
--Start:
"Cloud, get off and go sit down. I need to get some food." May scolds gently, lifting her shoulder slightly to nudge the bluette-who seems to be draped over her like laundry drying.
The bluette lets out a small groan and doesn't move-mumbling incoherent words as a response.
"That looks fucking attractive." Hidan snorts as he takes his place in line behind May, arms folded across his chest. They stand towards the back of the line.
"Will you take her to the table or something?" May scowls at him.
Hidan glares back. "I'm not your fucking bitch. You can't tell me what to do."
May glares at him. "Please?"
Hidan scoffs softly, eyes averting towards the table. Sasori, Kakuzu, and Itachi are already seated and eating silently. The silverette lets out a grunt and holds his arms out. "Get over here, blue bitch."
Cloud pokes one eye open and paws at him, too sleepy to remove herself from May.
Hidan glares at her and steps forward. He pulls her off and she twists around, koala-clinging to his back in a piggyback. He loops his arms under her knees and then starts towards the table.
The tables occupants glance up at their approach.
"Alright, fucking get off now and go to sleep on one of these fuckers."
Cloud doesn't answer, face buried into his shoulder.
Sasori sighs. "Just set her down here. I've got her."
Hidan turns around and dumps her back onto the seat. Before she can bonk her head, Sasori grabs the bluette and pulls her towards him. She automatically curls into and falls asleep in his lap.
May chuckles as she approaches the table, shaking her head at her sister. "She had a rough night." Her eyes flicker towards a certain weasel-who is nibbling on dango. "Too much hellopanda."
He sniffs delicately and averts his eyes.
Deidara uses his spoon to poke Cloud. "She's not even growling or fighting back or anything. What the fuck is wrong with her, yeah?"
"Don't poke her!" May snaps at him. This just causes the blonde to poke Cloud once again -harder and May's eyebrow ticks.
"Deidara." Itachi grounds out warningly and the blonde huffs before withdrawing his weapon. "You're no fun, yeah.."
May is too tired to come up with a comeback and instead, downs her milkshake. Strangely, even though the noirette is usually functional in the mornings, even she looks weary and sleepy.
Sasori quirks a brow.
"What did you do last night?" The ginger asks, careful to keep his voice down lest he wakes up Cloud and indeces her wrath.
May smiles. "After you guys left, we hung around with Mom and Dad for a while and then had a movie night." She inclines her head towards Cloud, who is snoozing happily on Sasori's lap.
"She's feeling the after-effects."
Hidan snorts. "Fucking lightweights."
May yawns lazily and slumps back against the table. "Man, I wish we didn't have classes today." She whines.
Deidara shrugs. "Then just skip, yeah." He suggests, eliciting a disapproving look from Sasori.
"I would." May agrees. "But Cloud wants to get good grades this year and yeah.." She trails off.
