Kit's Sonic One-Shots

Boom: Gone Horribly Right

It was another typical day on Seaside Island. Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks, were sitting at their usual table at Meh Burger, enjoying lunch to the best of their ability. However, they were unaware that they were being watched!

Across the outdoor food court, Dr. Eggman sat at a table of his own, watching Team Sonic intently with a shit-eating grin on his face. Normally, this would be an indication that the evil genius had something horrible planned for his long-time adversaries, but this was actually not the case. Eggman wanted to help them, in his own twisted way.

"Heh heh heh..."

Out of nowhere, Willy Walrus walked over with his own order of food (as he was a member of the Lightning Bolt Society, Dave gave him a discount) and sat down next to his old partner in crime.

"What's the matter, Eggman?," asked the walrus. "What have you done?"

"I made love potions and slipped them into Sonic and Amy's drinks," the doctor explained in an unfittingly sinister tone. "Now they'll finally fall for each other!"

"Really now?," Willy inquired. He knew that Sonic and Amy had chemistry, but so did every other resident of Hedgehog Village. "I was expecting something more... actually evil. Oh well."

"Look. LOOK!," Eggman suddenly exclaimed. "They're drinking! My plan is working!"

True to Eggman's words, Sonic and Amy were both taking a glug from their juice and soda respectively. They both laid down their drinks at the same time. The two hedgehogs then shuddered briefly, and looked directly into each other's eyes...

"IT WORKED! THEY'RE IN LOVE!"

... before turning to face someone else.

"Knuckles!," Sonic exclaimed.

"Sticks!," Amy cried.

"I LOVE YOU!," both hedgehogs declared at the same time.

"OH, NO!," Eggman yelled. His plan had failed, and now Sonic and Amy were both gay!

"Oh, YES!," Knuckles and Sticks exclaimed, for they had had crushes on Sonic and Amy respectively for as long as they could remember.

Both of the new couples promptly embraced, as Tails just stared at his friends in shock and confusion at the sudden turn of events..

As Eggman put his head on the table and cried into his glasses, both at the failure of his plan and the unaffected beauty of such a situation, a blip of blue energy signified the arrival of someone sinister.

The patrons of Meh Burger all turned their heads and gasped at the sight of Shadow the Hedgehog!

The Ultimate Life form slowly took one step forward, and then another. The villagers cowered away from him, worrying over what he could possibly be here for under their breath.

In a few moments, Shadow came up to the order counter, facing a terrified Dave the Intern...

... and pulled out some cash.

"I'll have a Meh Wrap with extra cheese," the black hedgehog calmly stated.

"YES, YES!," the nutria cried, quickly heading to the back of the establishment and whipping together the order before presenting it to Shadow. "HERE IT IS! NO NEED TO PAY, JUST DON'T KILL ME!"

Shadow stared blankly at the intern for a few moments, and you could cut the tension with a knife.

"You..."

The villagers gasped, anticipating Dave's horrible fate.

"... don't need to do this," Shadow admitted, handing over his money. "I'm not currently in destroy-the-world mode. Anyway, I'll see you."

As Shadow turned to leave, his attention was caught by Team Sonic's table, where Sonic and Knuckles were passionately smooching. He stared for a moment, then looked away and nodded his head.

"Yep, just another Tuesday, I see," the black hedgehog observed, and in another blue flash, he Chaos Controlled away.

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NOTES:

I have had this idea in my head for years, and now I finally wrote it down. This could be two separate one-shots, but eh, they'd be short as heck.

I regret nothing.