My Love Story

Chap 7 Dirtiest Carnival Around

It's two weeks later, and we decided to go explore the neighborhood of Los Angeles. For breakfast we go to veggie grill. After we ate, we drove around until we found a carnival called Dirtiest Love Carnival Around. We went to the tunnel of love and the outside didn't look bad. But when we got in, I knew what dirty it meant. The water had fresh condoms in it, instead of flying cupids there were flying penises, and you know them weird cupid robots that fall in love or give a love note to each other? Well instead they literally had 'robo sex.' "Well, looks like this isn't gonna b fun." I said, "oh well, its not like we have anything else to do." When it was done, we went to buy stuff. We looked for cotton candy but instead found lube, condoms, flashlights, dildos and more. Finally, Hero went and asked a man, and when he turns around, he's wearing a strap on, a condom over it and tattoos of penises all over him. I ask a lady and when she turns around, she has tattoos of vaginas all over her, a pink strap on with what I think is pubes is red fluff, her boobs are hanging out and she's wearing a hat that says SLUT on it. Of course, they both asked if we wanted to have sex with them and we immediately turned them down, ran and drove away. We didn't even talk until we got home. When we got home I was still in shock, and I went in the guest room and Hero came in to comfort me. "Its lunch time babe, I'll let you regain your dignity." "Wait." I said "what about my kiss before I take a catnap?" He knelt down and kissed my neck until he reached my lips and kissed me for a few seconds and said "I love you forever ever." "Love u too." And I took my power nap for 40 minutes until he woke me up in bed and we ate our veggie burgers. When we were done, we layed in the guest bed only with our underwear and tank tops on. When he fell asleep I wrapped my arms around his neck like I was about to kiss him and fell asleep.