Your Spy Job

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Why did you agree?

Oh yeah, you're scared of death. 

The crowd applauds you and then you lose focus and the rest of the night fades away. 

The next day you rock up at school in style. 

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You needed to wear this because then you looked fit for your spy job. The deal with the animals was that you are gonna get paid a 2 dollars an hour. You complained that it wasn't enough so bumped it down to a dollar. They told you that if you found anything good they'd give you 10 bucks. 

So today you needa go find something good to rake in them dollarrrs 💵💵💵💵💵🤑🤑💰

Soon it'll be raining money because you'll pull in enough dough to support yourself and save your dad. 

You enter the school gates with your black aviators on. You fold your arms and swaggerly walk into your ugly school. Animals are all staring at you and this one little goat drops her books at the sight of you. You blow a kiss towards her before strutting down the middle of your school. 

You proceed to throw finger guns at all the animals receiving gasps and faints in return. 

Now you've got everyone's attention, you run up these stairs and stand on the balcony facing everyone. 

"Hello my subjects," you shout, opening up your arms. 

Everyone turns to one another gossiping. 

"Shhh... I'm agent.... Cop Dog... and I'm here to look for some juicy humansss!!!" you exclaim. 

"You don't look like a dog!" someone shrieks from the crowd. 

"Yeah! Where's your tail??" 

"Excuse me!?!?! I lost it on an important mission! And I'm wearing this hair wig as a disguise to fit in with those hideous human beings!" you boom. "Now, does anyone know where on earth they are?!?!" 

"Agent Cop Dog, I last saw some walking around the fence, they seemed to be inspecting us," a random animal calls out. 

"Who's Agent Cop Dog?" is all you can say. 

"You are!" a familiar voice yells. You turn and spy Carl Croc and Suzy Sheep emerging from the crowd. "And we don't trust you!" Suzy pulls a baseball bat out from her pocket and holds it in the air. "Let the humans eat us and defeat us! I don't even care what it takes! I want PEppa PIg dead!!!" 

Loads and loads of cheers erupt from the crowd and you step back from the edge of the balcony. 

"you should listen to PEppa Pig!!" you declare. "She's going to save you!!" 

"No we wanna diee!!"

"Start a warr!!" 

"Let's revolt against our horrible government!!" 

"What are you doingggg?!!?" you screaammm. You cover your ears and fall to your knees. This is not good you think. 

"Let's go set a fire in the capital cityyy!!" Suzy Sheep suggests. 

"Oh my god!! Yass Kweeenn!! Sllaayyy!!" 

"Go Kween Suzy!!" 

"Slayyy Kweeen Suzyyy!!!" 

"YASSSS!!" 

Holy shit. 

Your eyes watch the students as they run around collecting anything deemed useful. Spades, pitchforks, knives, forks, chairs, pencils, scissors and some tape?

All this happens as yu watch in horror. 

This is not good. 

Tears prick at your eyes. 

Some animal kicks you in the back and you hit the metal fence. Your nose stings and your eyes water. The same animal flips you onto your back and looks into your crying eyes. 

"Y/n are you ready to die?" 

You look at the possessed sheep. 

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"No-" you squeak. 

Suzy holds the knife to your throat, "Good." 

She kicks you back again and this time when you hit the railing you black outttt. 



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