The walk to English was sad.
The walk to recess was depressing.
No one wanted to talk to you. But like I don't judge them, you're a human.
You unpack your vegan sandwich and bite into it.
Yum.
The sarcasm is as dry as your bread. I mean it's literally cutting your dry lips. You can only use vegan moisturiser, because your family refuses to use human products. Unless you wanna smear some human juices on your lips, be my guest.
"HOLY CRAP!!"
You look up from your cold bench. Crowds and crowds of animals have joined together and are looking at this mega huge hill next to your new school.
"IS THAT?!"
You glance up again as you take a bite from your brick sandwich.
"PEPPA PIG?!"
You. stop. chewing. Breathing.
Your mind stops. Your only thought is Peppa Pig.
Peppa Louise Pig.
The runaway girl.
Rumours had spread like a bushfire around the planet.
Peppa Louise Pig ran away because Pedro Pony cheated on her with Gerald Giraffe. So Pedro is bisexual and he never told Gerald that he was dating Peppa and he never told Peppa he was dating Pedro.
Pedro Pony is now blind, because Peppa flooded his room with her tears. Peppa then fell on his face, shattering his glasses into his eyes and thus he is now blind.
You knew this for ages though.
Peppa was your icon.
Your role model.
Back when she was four years old and filming her tv show, she's all you could talk about. Now she's a seventeen year-old. Rich as shit and pretty as a pig.
Your true-love. ❤❤❤
"Y/n?" someone says shaking your shoulders.
"Yeah..?" you reply.
"Y/n you know who Peppa Pig is?" the animal continues.
"Of course I know who she is," you spit.
"Jeez," the animal sneers.
"Dude she's almost on school grounds," another animal shouts, jumping up and down. This animal is a she. She is a lamb.
"Suzy?" you whisper.
"Who the hell are you," she baas.
"Y/n" you reply, "the new kid."
"Oh," Suzy responds, not looking at you.
"Are you and Peppa friends?" you ask.
"Bitch, are we friends? ARE WE FRIENDS?! SHE THREW ME ACROSS THE OVAL BECAUSE I LIKED PEDRO WHO THE HELL TOLD HER THAT!? I HATE PEDRO!" Suzy screams.
"Oh-"
"Suzy chill," the first animal cuts in. "I'm Carl Crocodile, but people call me Carl Croc."
"Hi," you say. You don't care about Carl Crocodile, only Suzy Sheep. BEcause it's Suzy Sheep for goodness sake!!
"You got parents?" the annoying crocodile questions you.
"One," you mumble.
"Oh," he says, snapping his teeth. "How come?"
"The asshole-"
"Ass is a donkey and there's like two donkeys that go here and they're like dumb as, so dumbasses," Carl interrupts.
"Bruh," you breath.
"And like you can't insult someone with their wrong family because that's like animalist," Carl continues.
"dude," you squeeze in, "the principal sent my mother to the slaughterhouse."
Silence.
"Peppa's coming," Suzy exclaims.
"Why do you even care?" Carl inquires, forgetting what you just said. You hate Carl.
"So I can beat her up," Suzy grins.
"..."
"Yep," Suzy smirks, cracking her knuckles. WAIT WHERE'D HER HANDS COME FROM!?!?
"Because she threw you across-" you begin, before being cut of yet again!
"AND," Suzy stuck her fuzzy head in the dusty air, "she spread rumours about me. She became the biggest, fattest, ugliest pig on the planet. I despise her."
You nod your head in reply. "Sounds nice?"
"Don't question her," Carl huffs, folding his arms. WHERE DID HIS ARMS COME FROM!?
"Yea...?" you mutter.
"Look if you like Peppa Pig, dude, you have p r o b l e m s," Suzy admits.
"But-"
"YOU LIKE PEPPA?!" Carl shouts, "GUYSS!!"
You block your ears.
"THIS DUDE LIKES PEEEPPPAA!!" Carl shrieks.
"CARL!" Suzy hisses, swatting his hand with hers. (please don't) "Carl shut the hell up, no one cares."
"Suzy," Carl pleads. He falls to his knees, nearly whipping you with his tail. Carl folds his hands together. "Suzy please don't at me."
Bruh. You roll your eyes once again and look at the scene ahead of you. So Peppa Louise Pig is coming back into town. Fun.
Fun, fun, fun.
"You coming y/n?" Suzy asks, tapping your shoulder.
"Where?"
"To go see Peppa Pig," she replies, smiling. But an evil smile dudes.
"Oh course," you say back, giving her the same grin.
"Good."
For some reason you all link arms and skip off into the crowd to go find Peppa Lousie Pig.
Fun.
Fun, fun, fun.
