fuck you • selever [discontinued]

Chaotic meeting

This chapter is inspired by this (not my art btw, credits to the owner)

"YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!", Ruv yelled at his teenage misbehaving son. His loud voice lightly shook the church they were in.

"FUCK OFF! YOU'RE JUST SALTY THAT MOM PROBABLY PEGS YOU! ", Selever argued back to his dad and stuck his tongue out to annoy him even more. It worked.

"What's going on here?", Sarvente came and questioned the loud situation. She probably felt the ground shake earlier.

"This brat needs to learn his lesson", Ruv complained to Sarvente.

"Don't be too harsh on him, Ruv. He's just living his youth", Sarvente rubbed Ruv's shoulder in an attempt to calm the angry Russian man.

"LIVING HIS YOUTH?!", Ruv is raging. He looks like he's about to explode. Selever on the other hand, he looks completely chill about it. He might even look like he's enjoying it, seeing that he has this mischievous smirk on his face.

"HE WAS THE ONE WHO BURNED THE WHOLE KITCHEN DOWN!", Ruv's voice shook the whole place, again.

"No i did not", Selever pulled the most innocent face he could. Deceiving others is fun for him.

"It's okay Ruv, we know you're not really good at cooking", Sarvente patted Ruv's back to comfort and reassure him. Her sweet demeanor seemed to calm him down a bit.

Selever snickered at this, he knows Ruv would melt in Sarvente's touch. And so he decided to tease his dad about it.

"HAHAHAHA! DAD IS A FUCKING SIMP!", He teased his dad and ran out of the church when he saw Ruv reaching for his boot.

Selever ran into his younger sister, Rasazy, holding painting tools and supplies. Selever guessed it's for the burnt-down kitchen.

"You did it, didn't you?", Rasazy asked calmly.

"So what if I did? They're gonna fix it up anyway", Selever childishly grinned at his younger sister.

"Don't give mom and dad too much trouble", Rasazy sighed and advised her elder brother before entering the church.

Selever yelled an 'ok' before jogging his way to the main street. He was thinking about stealing money from a nearby bank to at least repay Sarvente to repair the kitchen.

Selever may be a real prick, but he loves his mom.

His dad is a different story tho.

He was walking peacefully to the bank, smiling and humming to himself like he's not about to commit a crime. But he knows he'll be able to get away with it. Oh, the perks of being a demon.

But as he was walking, he passed by an alleyway, and there he saw a girl with (h/c), chasing a limping cloaked figure with a flip-flop like a madman, or in this case, a madwoman.

Selever decided to stop and watch the hilarious scene in front of him.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING GET AWAY AFTER FEEDING ME THAT SHIT?!", The feral girl growled at the poor man, successfully pinning the cloaked man down and beating the shit out of him.

Selever thought it's fun to butt into the one-sided fight, and so he did.

"What the fuck, are you on drugs or some shit?", Selever asked the wild girl in front of him.

The girl looked up to him, and a dumbfounded look crossed her face.

"Who the hell are you?", She asked back as she stopped beating the probably dead man.

"I'm Selever, I'm also a demon", Selever introduced himself with a mocking bow.

"Ah shit, I'm too young to go to hell-wait don't tell me...", The shook girl trailed off, she looks like she's afraid.

Selever raised a brow in question of the girl's next sentence.

"Don't tell me you're here to escort me to hell", The girl whined. Selever took notice of her clothing and her filthy state when she got off the dead man.

"Nah, even hell won't welcome some filthy bitch like you", Selever insulted the girl and hoped to get some funny reaction, however, the girl only laughed.

Selever was slightly confused, to say the least. Usually, when he insults people they'll always have a pissed, annoyed, or irritated reaction.

He only snickered along with the laughing girl. Selever felt nice that he can laugh along with a total stranger, it feels like laughing and having fun with your best friend.

"Hey you didn't tell me your name, Roachy", Selever rudely asked, not that he cared, the girl he's talking to isn't normal and probably wouldn't mind.

"I'm (Y/N), also what kinda nasty ass nickname is that?", She sassily asked Selever whilst patting down her filthy oversized shirt. 

"You look like a fucking cockroach", He deadpanned at her, pointing at the clothes she's wearing.

"Yeah I look like an asswipe, not gonna lie", She sighed and crossed her arms.

"What the fuck happened to you anyway? Why we're you chasing this bastard?", Selever motioned to the man lying dead on the ground.

"Well, it's a long story and I don't even know if you'll believe me but unreal shit just happened a couple of days earlier", (Y/N) explained as she gave the dead man a weak kick. He's really dead.

"Just fucking explain it quickly", He rushed the girl into explaining, to which she complied with a shrug.

"Aight so first my fucking house vanished, meaning I got no house, food, and shit.", She heavily breathed out.

"Second, this son of a bitch suddenly came up to me and fed me some   n a s t y  shit that made my fucking head and back hurt, it's probably drugs but it's still shit, so yeah", (Y/N) finished.

"What the fuck", Selever blurted out, doubting the girl's story. The first part sounded unrealistic. But then again, he himself is half-demon, half-human. Anything could be possible.

"Bitchass, I'm not lying. I could be snorting crack in my room right now if my house was still there", (Y/N) nonchalantly said making Selever go into a fit of laughter.

"Okay and what are gonna do now that you're fucking homeless, fuckin filthy, hella broke, and you just killed a bitch", Selever counted (Y/N)'s dilemmas with his fingers.

(Y/N) only shrugged in response.

"Man, you're fucking pathetic", Selever shook his head at the girl.

"Stay here, I'll be back. I just need to get something", Selever walked away and went to his original destination.

He's going to be a saint for today.

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Ps. Don't do drugs kids :)