Purple4evr : I dare Bill to take me and all of you guys on an adventure for a week, and Bill, yes, you are my favorite.
@Dipper_Gleeful: I dare Bill Cipher to take me on a date. The one that he enjoys kinda date. And let's watch Corpse Party...I really like you, Bill Cipher. Bill Cipher, do you hate me? I dare Dipper to read a BillDip Wattpad fanfic entitled "Luckiest Guy".
HammiePlays : I has questions: 1: Mabel, do you know some people spell your name wrong? I've seen Maball, Marble, Mabelle, and Mable. (Pronounced Maybley) 2: Dipper, what would you do if I said that Holly is chasing you with a net? And I dare you to take all of us on a beautiful adventure! 3: Bill, how do you feel about all of your fangirls? (I'm NOT one of them) 4: Soos, how is your relationship with Melody? 5: Stan, do you like Waddles now? That's all.
Bill Cipher: Yes! This chapter is all about ME! Like it should be! *turns into human form* *takes a bow*
Emma: *facepalm*
Purple4evr : Yay! Bill! *jumps on his back* ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE!
Bill Cipher: AH!
Everyone: Yay! Adventure time!
Bill Cipher: To the Dreamscape!
Everyone: *poofs to Dreamscape*
Purple4evr : *gets off back* Wooooooah!
Bill Cipher: Go have an amazing adventure! You can do anything here!
Mabel: Anything? Like have a giant Waddles as my faithful steed? *thinks* *giant Waddles equipped with battle armor appears*
Giant Waddles: Oink oink! Translation: Hello, Mabel! Let's ride into the sunset!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAS! *goes around, doing whatever*
Bill Cipher: And now-*extends arm over to Raven* *pulls her over*
Raven: CX Date time!
Bill Cipher: *snaps fingers* *poofs to couch, television and popcorn*
Raven: Yes! *eats popcorn* Corpse Party! Corpse Party!
Bill Cipher: Sure thing.
~~~AFTER MUCH WATCHING~~~
Raven: Ha ha!
Bill Cipher: O__e AHH! *hides under blanket* *scoots closer to Raven*
Raven: *looks down* <3 *continues watching*
Dipper: I have to read one of THOSE BOOKS?!?! NO WAY!
Emma: Listen. Dipper, you can do this! I got your back, dude.
Dipper: But what if-
Emma: *slaps him* MAN UP!
Dipper: But what-
Emma: *slaps him* NO!
Dipper: But-
Emma: *slaps* COME ON!
Dipper: Do you want a taco?
Emma: *slaps* YES!
Dipper: Wait, what?
Emma: *slaps* GO, GO, GO!
Dipper: Memwkqdkncbxnzjqjeid!?!?!
Dipper: *starts to read book* *cringing already*
Emma: *eating a taco* :3
~~~AFTER THE HORRIBLE SCARINESS~~~
Dipper: O___________________________e AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO. WAY. EVER. WHY, INTERNET?! WHY!?
Emma: Do you want a taco, buddy?
Dipper: *nods*
Emma: *hands him taco*
Dipper: *magically gets better*
Emma: Ah, the magic healing powers of a taco...
Mabel: *crashes through ceiling* I CAN'T EVEN!
Everyone: ¿?
Mabel: People spell my NAME wrong!? I'm the most awesomest person in the universe and people spell my NAME wrong!?!?!
Emma: I know, right?!
~~~AFTER A LOT OF RANTING ABOUT MABEL'S NAME~~~
Dipper: Hmmm, what would I do if Holly was chasing me with a net? I would...
Holly: DIPPER I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU! *flying through the air with net*
Dipper: I would RUN! *starts running* *hides*
Holly: DARN IT! I'll get you later, Dipper!
Dipper: Whew! Now I have to take you all on a...beautiful adventure?
Everyone: Yeah!
Dipper: *facepalm* To The Wisconsin Dells! (Kalahari, to be exact!)
Everyone: *poofs to Kalahari water park and resort* WOOOOOOO!
A/N: I've been there too! 😄 It's really amazing and fun, it's a jungle/Africa themed water park/resort, and my favorite water slide is the "Master Blaster" its a fast tube slide that's really, really fun! Tell me in the comments if you've ever been to any of the water parks in the Dells!
And now, back to your regularly scheduled book.
~~~MUCH FUNNESS~~~
Emma: That.
Brenda: Was.
Mabel: AWESOME!
Emma: *poofs everyone back onstage*
Bill Cipher: What do I think of my fangirls?
Fangirls: 😍
Bill Cipher: They're amazing.
Fangirls: Awwwww! *hugs Bill*
Bill Cipher: See, Pine Tree! I know how to treat my fangirls right!
Dipper: -_-
Soos: Sup, dawgs! My relationship with Melody is going awesome. Yesterday, we video chatted for an hour, dudes!
Emma: Yaaaaay! Good job, Soos. :3
Stan: Do I like my favorite niece's pig?
Mabel: Yeah! Do you, Grunklestan? *holds up Waddles to make him feel guilty*
Stan: Yeah, I do.
(I bet you're imagining that little bit of happy music that plays in Gravity Falls whenever something good or cute happens!)
Emma: Thanks for the asks/dares, Purple4evr , @Dipper_Gleeful, and HammiePlays !
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