Ask/Dare the People of Gravity Falls!

KISSES!

@Noirlune: Dipper, is it bad that I find you unbelievably, incredibly, and majorly adorable? *Kiss* *Blushes* B-bye!

NewYork001 : Dare: I want Dipper to confess to Wendy, Question: Why do you like Wendy? (For Dipper) (For Mabel) Can I have Waddles? (For you) Can you kiss Dipper's cheek for me?

Dipper: *Blushes* Um, I-I don't think it's bad...I mean, t-that's real nice of you...

Grunklestan: I thought you hated being called adorable!

Dipper: Grunklestan!-Well, if a girl calls me adorable, it's not so bad...

Mabel:😏 Ooooooooh!

Dipper: Be quiet Mabel! What else is on that paper? (Eyes get wide) Um, uh, um, do I have to?

Mabel: YES! *grabs arm and hauls him over to Wendy*

Wendy: What's up, Dipper?

Dipper: *sweats* Uh, I-I just wanted to say something...

Wendy: ?

Dipper: Um...I like you, Wendy. Like, LIKE like. And uh, I like you because...well, you're so cool, and nice, and beautiful...and, you're amazing...

Me: *plays violin in background*

Wendy: *Blushes* Woah, um, dude, that's REALLY nice, and I'm super flattered, but I'm too old for you, you know that, right? But, we can still be best buds.

Dipper: I know.

Me: *starts sadly playing violin*

Wendy: *kisses on forehead*

Me: *plays violin happily*

Dipper: *walks away blushing* Well that went better than expected...

Mabel: SEE! I'm always right!

Dipper:😑 Sure. Anyways, Mabel, here's a question for you!

Mabel: YAAAAY! *reads* WWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTT!? Give you Waddles? I'm sorry, but never! He's my soulmate! Buuuuuuut I can give you this clone of Waddles that I found nowhere in particular, with a complete set of emotions! He looks like Waddles, oinks like Waddles, acts like Waddles, and he even likes all of Waddles' favorite foods! I shall call him: Oinkbot!

Dipper: Okay then. I think we're all done now-

Me: Wait, there's one more. *reads* *blushes* I have an even better option for you! You can do it yourself! *snaps fingers* *NewYork001 poofs onto stage*

Dipper: Who is she, and what does the dare say?

NewYork001: HIII! *sees Dipper* This is what the dare was! *kisses*

Dipper: *blushes* Uh, T-Thanks! (Has a goofy grin on his face)

Me: Yaaaaaay! And this one's for me! *kisses*

Dipper: Well, uh, didn't know I was so adorable! *faints*

Everyone: O_O

NewYork001 and Me: What?

Mabel: Oooooooh! DIPPER'S GOT SOME LOVERS! DIPPER'S GOT SOME LOVERS!

Me: SHHHHHHH! *Throws glitter can to the other side of the stage*

Mabel: GLITTER! *chases after*

Everyone: *facepalm*

Me: Thanks for the asks/dares, @Noirlune and NewYork001!