@TheUniverseHatesMe: *shuffles subtly until standing behind Stan* Psst...Mr. Pines... *passes him $50 and a letter* Can you deliver this letter to the suddenly popular squeaker in the hat? Plant it on him for one of the fangirls to find. Preferably a jealous one. It's a fake love letter that he was 'intending to post' later that day. It's pretty sappy. I'll go get some popcorn. If they catch you, say loudly that you "Are just going to post that letter for Dipper' and hopefully they'll look into it. Keep the 50 bucks. *reaches hand into hammerspace and pulls out two boxes of freshly buttered popcorn* That is your mission, Stanford Pines. Good luck, you cheap old scumbag.
@Sheepkiller: I dare everyone to eat Stancakes for breakfast for the next 3 chapters.
YerimiahBear : Wendy, I dare you to use mind control on Dipper for 2 chapters.
@Dipper_Gleeful: Bill Cipher, can we go out on a date again? This time your movie choice. I'll enjoy it if I'm with you. *blushes insanely* Mabel, I dare you to read Pinecest fanfics. I dare Dipper to eat Stancakes for a week. Let's play truth or dare.
daddygirl2390 : Bill and Mabel: Prank everyone that they're getting married. Mabel is "pregnant" and and Dipper has to marry one of his fangirls whether he likes it or not.
Emma: And now, the moment you've ALL been waiting for...the last person joining iiiiiis! Purple4evr , or Mia!
Mia: Yay! Hi! Sup, Bill!
Everyone: Hello!
Stan: *receives $50 and letter* $.$ *whispers* moneeeeeeeeey! *sneaks up behind Dipper* *puts it under his hat with a little bit sticking out*
Holly: La la la la la-? *sees letter under his hat*
Dipper: Holly? What is-
Holly: Sh. *reads letter aloud*
Dear Wendy: This is a poem, it isn't fake, I'm wondering if, we could go on a date? You're really pretty, this isn't a lie, if you won't go, I'll just sit down and die.
I hope you will listen, this is the truth, or I will start making, a new kissing booth.
Love: Dipper <3 <3<3
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!
Holly: O_e Ladies? Should we attack?
Fangirls: O_o O_e Yes. DIPPERRRRRRR!
Dipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Fangirls: HOW COULD YOU?! *shaking him*
Emma: That kissing booth does sound good though...
Fangirls: *stop shaking* You're right...but still. HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE WENDY?!
Wendy: O____________________________________O *backs away, offstage*
Dipper: But I didn't even write that!!!
Fangirls: But it was under your hat!
Stan: Yeah, he asked me to deliver it for him!
Dipper: W-What?! No I didn't!
Fangirls: >:(
Emma: Ladies, ladies, please. Even though it is fun to shake Dipper, I think I have a better idea of punishment...Muahahahah....*rubs hands together evilly*
~~~AFTER PUTTING THE PLAN INTO ACTION~~~
Dipper: O_O' *handcuffed to kissing booth*
Fangirls: ^_^ <3
Emma: Well Dipstick, this is what happens when you have a favorite and Holly finds a love letter of yours. Have fun! I'll be in line... ;)
Dipper: O____O
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare the People of Gravity Falls!
De TodoThis obviously will be an Ask/Dare book for Gravity Falls! Enjoy!
