You entered the cafeteria in stealth mode, which was easy since you ate on the roof by yourself anyway (not in a sad feeling left out way, you just love the way the breeze hits as you enjoy the view) you sat at the table behind bakugo and his squad.
You pulled out your phone and earphones to not look suspicious but didn't connect it to your phone so you could listen in to the conversation behind you.
"No- no hear me out!..." Kaminari started "I'm dyslexic, I have ADHD... I have a fucking lightning/electricity quirk... and look NOTHING like my dad.look me in the eye and TELL ME IM NOT ZEUS'S SECRET LOVE CHILD!"
You snickered, he does have a point though... Then you zone out for a bit thinking about what he just said...
'Wait a minute, hold on.... IM dyslexic... And I have a water quirk...' Your eyes widen excitedly 'No Way... Y/N L/N, DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON'
You think grinning proudly as a self-proclaimed demi-godess.
You bring yourself back to reality once you hear Kaminari singing
"You're face to face with greatness and it's strange... You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable! "
'well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin' you sing along in your head.
"Yes it's really me, it's Denki
Breathe it in,
I know its a lot the hair, the bod,
WHEN YOU'RE STARING AT A DEMI-GOD!" He shouted.
'Man we get along so well in my head, if only I could say this out loud goddamn' you think to yourself.
"SHUT THE HELL UP DUNCE FACE, YOU CANT SING FOR SHIT!...AND IF YOU WERE A FUCKING DEMI-GOD YOU'D HAVE MORE THAN TWO BRAINCELLS" Bakugo roared looking like a little gremlin.
"Ouch, Kacchan why you gotta be like that" Kaminari said fake-hurt.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!" He jumped out of his seat launching himself at Kaminari, who fell to the floor beside your seat.
"Bakubro, don't make a scene in the cafeteria... We'll get detention"
Kirishima said sweetly trying to get him to calm down.
"Yeah, Bakugo... I'm sorry. Just listen to him" Kaminari said from the floor minutes away from his own death.
"If you want me to listen GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG!" Bakugo said looking sinister.
"Pffft ~kinky" you thought. "Imma put that in my book, my readers would love that"
By this time Kirishima had managed to pull Bakugo of Kaminari and we're headed back to the classroom.
You got ready to head back to class to thinking that's all you're gonna get for today untill you looked down... Making eye contact with someone who was still one the floor beside you.
"👁️👄👁️" Y/n.
"👁️👄👁️" Kaminari.
"👁️👄👁️ What" you said confused because his dumbass was still lying on the floor.
" You didn't just say what I think you did, did you? My ears are lying to me. Sweet, quite innocent L/N? Just made a SEX JOKE" Kaminari said now standing up leaning towards you.
"Oop I said that out loud huh?"
He looked at you dumbstruck for a while
"has anybody told you, you look like Beyonce?"he said, looking at you as if he was testing you.
You smile slightly " Nah they usually tell me I look like Shalisa"
He grinned "who the fuck is that?"
"Me bitch" you stated proudly.
" Where have you been all my life!" He said dramatically clutching his chest.
You grinned, knowing that this was just the beginning of quoting vines and tik toks, discussing conspiracy theories and singing Disney songs from rooftops with your new friend.
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Wallflower (Bakugo X Reader)
HumorY/n is an awkward and reserved girl who secretly writes fanfics about her classmates after their newfound fame that came from the UA sports festival. I wonder what her classmates would think if they happen to find one.👀 Naturally this story has swe...
