𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 ; 𝑤. 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑡

i. kinda sus

— mutuals
i. chapter one: kinda sus
@raiinyo
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IT WAS A boring, rainy day, and i was playing skywars on hypixel. because what else would you be doing better on a boring ass day, let's be honest. the chat had fans in it—or, stream snipers per say. "schlattcat please no. why must you do this? it isn't worth it you—" i gasped, knocking the sniper right off the map.

hah, i won.

"that's what you get. karma's a bitch, bitch. 'can i donate?'" i read from chat. "yeah, duh, of course. i would appreciate it. no, seriously, i'm a twenty-one year old broke girl, i swear. what do you want from me?"

username1: LMAOO

username2: do yk drem smp

username3: KEWK

"do you know..." i began reading from chat, but another opponent ran up to me. "oh, jesus."

username4: NORAH TEGAN SAYS YOU KNOW WILBUR SOOT

username5: chat stop being embarrassing omg 💀

"'tegan says you know wilbur soot'?" i hummed. "well i... know him through her, yeah. i guess i haven't really talked to the guy, but she's introduced us to each other through a discord chat."

username6: YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM

username7: dream

username8: istg if you guys talked i would die

i frowned. "guys, how would i talk to him? let's see if he's streaming..." i murmured, slowly typing in 'wilbur soot' in the twitch.tv search. "oh god, he's streaming. of course," i breathed.

username9: OMGG

username10: guys they aren't gonna talk chill

username11: IMA PASS OUT BRB

username12: lowkey illegal that u dont know who wilbur is but ok

"alright." i clicked on his stream, and my eyes immediately shot to the top left corner, where his facecam was. "oh..." i breathed. okay, he was stunning. i'd never seen a man or woman as pretty as him. and i've dated a few pretty people!

suddenly, the brunette said my name. "no—ruh? who the fuck is that? why is my chat spamming noh—ruh." i widened my eyes. "oh, fuck you guys!" i laughed. "no—actually, i'm embarrassed. i'm so utterly embarrassed... oh jesus christ, why?"

username13: RUH ROH

username14: yall ruined it

username15: why did you guys have to do thatttt

username16: please say hi hayley

i sighed as he went and searched up her stream. "fuck, fuck, shit—no, no, no, why?" and then i heard myself.

as i cursed, he laughed, throwing his head back with a clap. "so this is noh-ruh?" he smiled. i groaned, forgetting he could hear me. "it's nor—uh, bitch."