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This was requested from my friend so don't think I'm weirdOnce Kermit got home all he could think about was Trump. (Yes that sexy bitch)
That day Trump had a speech that Kermit went to. Once it was over with him Melania and Trump went to the bathroom.
"Oh Trumpie baby I love you so much" Melania said "I love you too Donnie Boy" Kermit whispered in his ear. Trump and Kermit start to kiss while Melania licks trump's toupee. Kermit bites trump's teeth so he can slide his tounge into Donalds mouth. Once he licks his throat clean Melania screams "BITCH YOU BETTER KEEP ON GOING OR YOUR LICKING HIS TOUPEE"
Kermit said "I KNOW THE WALKING MALIBU BARBIE AINT TALKING" Melania yells "IF IM MALIBU BARBIE THEN YOUR A VIRGIN"
While this was happening Donald got in-between the two and said"I know this isn't you don't let them get to you look me in my eyes You're better than this Kermit"
Once Trump said this they stopped fighting and had a threesome
I am so sorry for this my friend wanted this 😭😭