FRUITY SPICY GENSHIN IMPACT ONESHOTS

SPICY DILUC X READER

Y/n sat down at the tavern drinking a big ass glass of dandelion wine, because they were one of the wealthiest people in Mondstadt.

"EYO Y/N SING WITH ME!" Y/n looked over to their best friend Venti who was flossing in the middle of the tavern. Y/n stood up and started flossing with Venti. "I BE FLOSSINGGGG YEAHHHH, I BE FLOSSSINNGGG YEAHHH!" Then out of nowhere Diluc took Y/n by the arm and dragged them onto the second level in the tavern.

"Eyo what was that for homie?!?!?" Y/n then saw Dilucs small boner. "Your exotic dancing is to blame for this!!! You better fix it!!" Diluc took down his pants so you could see his lighting mcqueen boxers. There was a small small tent in them. "Diluc tf is that? A fucking baby carrot? My uncle's pp is bigger than that." Y/n stood there looking disgusted. Diluc started crying. "I'm sorry for wasting your time Y/n..." Diluc tried to run but forgot to pick up his pants so he fell face first into the ground. "Uhh..." Diluc started crawling away. His face is even more red than his hair. "I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO SEE ME LIKE THIS!"

'The whole tavern was quiet at this point; the only sound was Venti singing super bass and Diluc sobbing. The redhead had finally made it to the stairs, he then slid down them, his tears making it into a slip and slide. After a while you could hear the tavern bar door opening and then a big slam. Dilucs sobbing was not heard anymore so it was probably him.

Y/n stood there, questioning their entire life.

-Ya boy