Y/n was in the hospital, playing with their coloring book while watching cartoon network. The door creaked open, A big grin appeared on Y/n's face. "Ma-m-m-m-m-m-Master Ajax!! UwU!!!" Ajax walked over to sit next to Y/n "How are my little Kittens ribs doing?" Y/n giggled, Their blue orbs shined in the hospital light. "They're okay! Because of my healing powers they are all healed up!" Y/n looked down onto the hospital bed. Ajax looked worried. "Everything okay, Kitten?"
Y/n looked up at Ajax "y-y-y-y-yes but...I just can't forget my now revealed backstory that was just made for you to feel bad about me..." Ajax sighed, "Do you wanna talk about Kitten?" Y/n started sobbing.
"Ww-w-w-w-well it all started when I was 2 and a half, my parents left me for a 5 dollar roblox gift card, and then got into a car crash!!" Ajax looked at his kitten. "Lets go to the roof Kitten."
They both stood on the roof. Then out of nowhere Y/n grew wings. "Th-th-th-th-this is my f-f-f-f-fight song!!!" Ajax looked at Y/n "Kitten wtf are you doing?" "Ajax I'm sorry to say this but I'm actually the ultimate archon! I have all the powers! I-i-i-i-i didn't wanna say because I didn't wanna hurt you UwU.
"Kitten, get yo fuckin ass down here." Ajax grabbed Y/n by the leg, breaking it while doing so. "You're gonna get punished for this kitten!"
"Nooo! M-m-m-m-master Ajax pwease UwU!" Ajax took off his shoe, revealing his stinky ass toes. "Suck." Y/n started to suck on Ajax's toes. "Very good kitten." Suddenly Y/n bit down on his toes. "AAAAAA! WHAT THE FUCK?"
Ajax kicked Y/n off the roof. "BAD KITTENS GET PUNISHED!!!" He screamed, doing the fortnite default dance.
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