ZHONGLI FIRST DATE IMAGINE
He asks u out
You say yes
You go to fancy restaurant
Hes already there
Drinking wine
On a first date? Goddamn
He buys the most fancy foods
You look in shock
U think hes rich from how much he buys
U flirt
The check comes out
He searches for his wallet
He forgot his wallet
He excuses himself to the bathroom
He doesn't come back from the bathroom
You sit there by yourself
The waiter tells you you have to pay
You now work as a dishwasher
YOU ARE READING
FRUITY SPICY GENSHIN IMPACT ONESHOTS
HumorThis is a joke, please take this as a joke. Please. Thank you, you lovely little fancy soup. <3
