Authors Note: Big shoutout to my beta readers Eden, Kat, and Red!
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The fiery red eyes were attached to a very attractive fae man with spikey blond hair and a furious scowl on his face.
"Hey, Blasty!" Mina said, trying to cover her nervousness with a cheerful tone. She presented him like a prize. "This is Eijiro!"
The angry faery took one long look at Eijiro standing between Kyoka and Mina, and his face dropped into a deadpan expression.
"Fuck no!"
He slammed the door in their faces.
"KAACHAN!" Izuku squeaked indignantly from inside the room.
Eijiro burst out laughing.
Kyoka looked at him with open concern. "I don't know if I should be relieved or disturbed that you think that was funny."
"It's just—" He gestured wordlessly.
Izuku opened the door looking mortified. "I am SO sorry. He's not usually this rude. Please, come in."
"I'm always fucking rude; I'm an asshole. Don't lie, Deku," Katsuki said from the other side of the room where he was rifling through a the drawers of a carved wooden desk.
"At least you're self-aware," Kyoka said blithely.
"Shut up, Ears."
Now that Eijiro could really get a look at the guy, he had to stop his jaw from hitting the floor. Katsuki was attractive, like, really attractive. His eyes were indeed a burning crimson color, similar to Eijiro's own, and they were lightly lined with kohl. His skin was pale as moonlight, and he had orange, grey, and white dots under his eyes. His lips were thin but full and were a soft, shimmery gold color, which Eijiro couldn't tell if they were painted that way or natural.
Katsuki had the same long, pointed ears as Izuku, but his had piercings—a red fang on a gold chain in one earlobe, a ruby stud in the other, and gold ear cuffs near the tips with thin gold chains connecting them all. Unlike Izuku, he did not appear to have wings. He wore a white shirt under a red doublet with gold accents and tailored brown pants. His shoes were heeled.
"What are you even looking for, Blasty?" Mina asked as she skipped over to the desk he was rifling through.
"What the fuck do you think I'm looking for?" Katsuki snapped as he pulled out a scroll. "I wanna know how the fuck this happened, so I'm reading the fucking contract."
"There's an actual contract?" Eijiro asked.
"Of course there is, dick head."
Izuku got all up in Katsuki's personal space and peered at the paper. "What does it say?"
"Move it! I can't read through your fucking head!" Katsuki said pushing the smaller faery away with a hand over his face. Then there was a crackling sound as Katsuki's hand glowed and then a loud BOOM, and Izuku was sent tumbling across the room and sprawled in a heap.
Right, explosion lord Bakugo. That was an explosion. That he detonated in Izuku's face. Katsuki's hands exploded.
Izuku popped up from the ground, completely unharmed except for a few smoking hairs. "RUDE, Kaachan! RUDE!"
Katsuki casually bit his thumb at him. Izuku blew a raspberry in response.
Eijiro was so lost.
After a short eternity of reading, Katsuki slammed the contract down on the desktop with a loud, "Fuck!" He glared at the paper like it had personally offended him before turning his glare on Eijiro. "Are you a virgin?"
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