As you woke, u yawned and said "f it im going outside" and you texted your friends saying "im going outside today" to which your friends replied "so your finally touching grass, i couldnt stand you saying you wanted La signora to step on you." " several times and you would thank her". You replying with " HUH I SAID THAT?!?" " SINCE WHEN?!? anyways i have to go outside bye bye" and your friend saying "goodluck with the outside world, bye bye" . You thought to yourself that it sounded like a threat but ignored it
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as you stepped outside you were amazed by the colors of the grass and trees. You layed down on grass and u hug dirt u want marry dirt, dirt likes u, u married dirt. Dirt says "yes i will mary u", u reply with "i love u dirt". As your neighbor looking at you weirdly and proceeded to go on with their day.
the end
( i suck at this Signora was the only person that came to my mind, but you can add anyone :D as u can tell i gave up at the second paragraph)
