As you lay next to the dirt your neighbor shouts at u " Get inside its raining " . And you look up the sky while rain drops fall on ur face. " i should get inside" u said as u grab a handful of dirt and go inside your house. You grab a cup and placed the dirt inside "i love you i will nvr replace you, as u kiss the cup" . Your friend called asking what happened and you replied " a lot, i'll make a summary " " i got outside, touched grass and i was attracted to the brown ground, so i grabbed the dirt and married dirt"
Your friend was shocked and said " you are not okay, but congrats on getting married" " by the way im coming over to your house y/n" u replied with "ok" and you hang up the call. U got a great idea of making children. And you grabbed the mud and shaped it into a small child (like this )
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Your best friend arrived and u open door while they scream "WHAT THE FCUKR U ALREADY GOT A CHILDE I WAS GONE FOR A FEW MINUTES." and they entered and met the love of ur life aswell as your kidsa/n
might be the last chapter
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Dirt x reader
FanfictionVery very short story - - I made this as a joke in the middle of the night pp - #69 in dirt