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Al-an walks in covered in "paint"...
R:Why are you covered in white paint?
A:Paint? Oh...Um...I will be back...
Al-an turns pink and leaves...
A few minutes later.
R:So you going to tell us what you were covered in?
C:It looked like you were the bottom of a homosexual orge....
A:Who says I wasn't? *Under Breath* I was...but not a orge...
C:What was that?
A:Nothing!

A:Count how many you have.
D:One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
A:I have...One. two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.....nine......
They hug Al-an.
A:I WAS SO CLOSE!
D:I know.

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